I’m always smiling when I’m around you.


nOOO NOT OKAY NO

I’m always smiling when I’m around you.

nOOO NOT OKAY NO

(Source: eatingwillgraham)

I hate it when my dogs are at the groomers because then who’s going to clean up my food when I drop it on the floor?  Me?

weileash:

Veggie Tales in Space: where a gourd can eat a space lizard’s egg and the obly comment is, “But that was for research!”

THEY JUST SPOOFED DOCTOR WHO VEGGIE TALES IS THERE NOTHING YOU WONT PARODY???

Veggie Tales in Space: where a gourd can eat a space lizard’s egg and the only comment is, “But that was for research!”

Hope you all had a lovely Easter Sunday full of guiltless candy and sweet bunnies and remembrance of the a miracle that saved humanity. ♡

THEY HAD A PETTING ZOO AT MY CHURCH OMGOMGOMG

THEY HAD A PETTING ZOO AT MY CHURCH OMGOMGOMG

To you morons who keep throwing your money at me instead of handing it to me at the register like a normal human being:

Stop.

I’m a barista, not a stripper.

feminismisahatemovement:

dubstep-and-guns:

The Men-Women Wage Gap

Christina Hoff Sommers rocks.

Basically a shorter version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5LRdW8xw70 , a Norwegian documentary exploring the “gender equality paradox”, wherein they sought to figure out why the more “equal” the society, the more women chose to less paying careers, or more “social” careers.

What they came down to was not that women couldn’t get into higher paying jobs, typically engineering based jobs, but rather they just did not show an interest.  Women, when allowed to choose any career path they wanted, more often than lesser developed countries showed a desire and interest in traditionally feminine jobs (ie teaching, social work, nursing, etc.).

kaylamariesmiley:

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

Hahahahaha well newsflash boys don’t wear stuff for women so don’t dictate what they should wear and what they shouldn’t wear that’s oppressive and also stop objectifying them they’re not put on this earth to please you

Funny part is they actually do sometimes because yesterday my coworker and her husband fought but when he came to pick her up from work, he went full on suit and tie and brought flowers and sat and waited for her in the Target cafe lobby and everyone went, “AWWWWW.”

Because it was cute and sweet and he was doing something for her becuase he knew he’d messed up.

And there’s nothing wrong with a girl who wants to do that for her guy either.

If she wants to dress up for him then she can, and if he wants to dress up for her he can (BECAUSE HE GETS THAT THAT IS A REALLY COOL THING THAT MORE GUYS SHOULD DO), and that’s really cool.

RIP Gabriel Garcia Marquez

You will live on through your work and those you influenced.