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December 2014

Counting Starsweileash.tumblr.com

weileash:

Five years after scientists discovered

Where the edge of the universe lay,

And all of the stars were counted and confirmed

Into proper categories to stay,

I found myself and a hastily packed suitcase

Standing in the doorway of a rented room.

As I watched the rain drip from my nose,

…

Dec 31, 2014 3 notes

Lipstick stains on a cup are reminders that the beauty is false, fallen eyelashes are signs the body has changed. Reapply, new coat, cover-up.

Dec 30, 2014 5 notes
#thinking too much #hyper observant today #help #thoughts that nobody cares about

I want a whole Lord of the Rings movie about the ents. Just the ents. Best part of The Two Towers movie, by far.

Dec 30, 2014 10 notes
#ents #I'd be an ent #lotr #thoughts that nobody cares about
Dec 30, 2014 435,966 notes
#i love hans Christian Anderson #the little mermaid

I got really sad today because one of coworkers asked me today if she’s too thin. She said she keeps seeing all these graphics on Facebook making fun of thin girls to make fat girls feel better (“real men like curves, only dogs like bones” kind of shit) and she’s reaching a breaking point. She’s looking into checking into a hospital to help her with her eating disorders, which she’s been trying to recover from for years but her body is just rejecting food right now. She wants to be healthy so badly but everyone just throws those “you’re too thin, are you sick? Eat a cheeseburger ” kinds of crap at her and it’s horrid. Every one of those statements reminds her of how much she’s struggled with this and causes an anxiety reaction. She’s reminded that it’s visible how much more work she needs to do.

So for the sake of people like my coworker, whose story you’ll never know by looking at her, don’t rush in to tell anyone how their body should and should not look. Not even to be funny, and not with the blowhorn and shield that is the Internet.

Dec 30, 2014 11 notes
#rants #trigger warnings #legitimate ones #anorexia #anxity #eating disorders #body acceptance #just be kind everyone

seedo-amjad:

People: What are you majoring in?

Me: Disappointing my parents with a minor in unemployment.

Dec 28, 2014 1,097 notes
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blissfullyexplicit:

pikachugifs:

Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U

This is fucking art.

Dec 28, 2014 118,644 notes

Shout out to everyone who knows who Figwit the elf is.

Dec 27, 2014 10 notes
#Vintage memes #I'm having lotr feels today #lotr #figwit

Whelp today was probably my worst day at work ever.  I think everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong.  From being verbally abused by a coworker, to having the hot water tank break, to never ending lines of customers clutching giftcards in the their frozen mitts demanding frappuccinos.  If the pay wasn’t so good I would’ve left ages ago and days like today make me wonder if it’s worth it.

I just want December to end.

Dec 26, 2014 3 notes
#Thoughts that nobody cares about #work

I hope everyone had a very happy Christmas. 🎄💖

Dec 25, 2014 3 notes

Current mood: feeling inferior because Thranduil is pretty than I.

Dec 24, 2014 3 notes
#he's too pretty #thoughts that nobody cares about #the hobbit #battle of the five armies #thranduil #lotr

danceswithphantoms:

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Dec 24, 2014 386,244 notes
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Dec 23, 2014 6,568 notes

bishiesparkleflash:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

horse.rar

Dec 22, 2014 451,493 notes
Dec 22, 2014 121 notes

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, so that justice may remain just that.
A tooth for a tooth so that you may no longer bite the hand that feeds.

Dec 21, 2014 7 notes
#It's late #what am i talking about #thoughts that nobody cares about #justice #the law is not always just

Christmas sounded better a month ago. Everything sucks. Job sucks, family sucks, finances suck.

I’m going to cry into my quinoa now.

Dec 21, 2014 5 notes
#and your latte #sob into your frappuccino #thoughts that nobody cares about
Dec 21, 2014 133,928 notes
Dec 20, 2014 10 notes
#pokemon #pokemon oras #oras #team aqua
Dec 20, 2014 43,894 notes
Dec 20, 2014 37,862 notes

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for everyone I care about to not be sad.  Please and thank you.

Dec 19, 2014 4 notes
#Thoughts that nobody cares about #it's a blue christmas for everyone

maichan-maichan:

Read More

IF YOU’RE REFERRING TO THE HEAVY KORRASAMI SUBTEXT THEN YES

YES

IT WAS LITERALLY GOLDEN

Dec 19, 2014 2 notes
#korra spoilers #spoilers
Play
Dec 19, 2014 1 note
Dec 19, 2014 7 notes
#me #my face #help

maichan-maichan:

craigslist ad: looking for fellow giant baby nerd to live with me and not judge me if I spend the whole weekend in my room watching cartoons or drawing stupid things and then cry myself to sleep. Also must run errands with me sometimes so I don’t get too lonely, go to petco on sundays to look at cats (possibly adopt one), and also bake and cook with me. 

also rent can’t be too much because I’m saving up for when I’m unemployed and watch cartoons and draw comics in my room full-time.

Come to Virginia, we’d be perfect! Except we’d need a dog-friendly cat.

Dec 18, 2014 6 notes
Lawmakers look to ban powdered alcohol before it hits the shelvespoorrichardsnews.com

poorrichardsnews:

When in doubt, ban it. It’s the government way.

From Yahoo! News:

Powdered alcohol hasn’t even arrived in stores yet, but states already are moving to ban the product touted by its inventor as an easy way to mix a drink on the go.

Colorado is the latest state considering prohibiting…

“Doesn’t have any place in our society” sounds like something from the early 20th century.
Yeah alcohol on the go sounds like a terrible idea because that means it’s going to be used to be snuck into otherwise alcohol free places like movie theaters, work, or the like. A small package that can be slipped into your pocket unnoticed until added to your coke or coffee. It is dangerous. But morons abuse this kind of crap all the time and kids will guzzle cough syrup for a buzz. Heck, I had a guy tell me the other day he smokes CLOVES for that reason.

But alcohol is legal. It’s a legal, regulated substance. Yeah some kid could sprinkle palcohol on his Wheaties but the same dumbie could also pour mom’s bourbon in there. If you ban one, you might as well ban the other.

Dec 17, 2014 114 notes
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Dec 16, 2014 838 notes
#jordan look at this
“To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association - the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.”—Thomas Jefferson (via philosophicalconservatism)
Dec 16, 2014 211 notes
Dec 16, 2014 1,088 notes
#but also more realistic
Dec 16, 2014 1,007 notes
#i love old dogs #and dogs #and puppies #all of them

peoplecallmecarfanatic:

I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought” 

German is beautiful, isn’t it

Dec 14, 2014 63,671 notes
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Dec 12, 2014 633,161 notes
#can I get them as boots?
Dec 12, 2014 248,272 notes
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Dec 9, 2014 1,163,772 notes
Dec 9, 2014 6,285 notes
#it's 30 DEGREES OUT #YOU DON'T WANT A COLD DRINK

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

I’ve seen doxxing ruin the lives of a few of my personal friends. One by a stalker ex, the other two because some fuckshits decided they “deserved it”.

It ruined

their

lives

And do you think the idiots on tumblr are willing to acknowledge and take responsibility for that? No. They’ll laugh and say “GOOD, FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THEY CAN SAY BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT NOT THE CONSEQUENFPPPFFFBBBRRRRRRTFFFFBBBBB”

They’ll say “I don’t feel bad because they had it coming!”

“But they drew oppressive propaganda! They sort of insulted this one person I don’t know or care about but tumblr told me to be angry about it!”

My three friends had to quit their jobs, they had to delete all of their fucking social media, two of them got dumped by their boyfriends because they “didn’t want to be involved in any drama”, one of them got kicked out of their home because their father chose to believe the people calling their home accusing them of being a bigot. They almost got raped as they tried to sleep/rest overnight in a nearby bus station.

Tumblr’s obsession with doxxing as the response to someone who hurt their poor delicate little feelings, acting as judge jury and executioner because “WELL THEY DESERVE IT FOR BEING XIST”

it’s disgusting

It’s not just “doxxing”

It’s encouraging and wishing for the harassment, abuse and even potential rape and murder of the victim.

Someone tried to have me swatted. Swatting is nothing short of terrorism and, yeah I’ll say it, attempted murder. It’s literally sending armed police forces to break into the victim’s home. What happens if one of the SWAT Team members suddenly decides lethal force is required? What happens when the victim develops PTSD? What happens when the job and school you worked to get them kicked out of leads to them being suicidal?

I got off lucky because I live in such a small town and the police know my family but that isn’t how it is for everyone else.

If you’re celebrating people being doxxed it had better be someone that is irredeemably bad, and I mean REALLY fucking bad, or you’ve lost my respect. You’re not a hero. You’re not an ally of social justice. You’re not in the right.

You’re abusive and disgusting and you’ve proved how little human lives matter to you.

Dec 9, 2014 4,798 notes

“Vista Higher Learning: Our mission is to create superior quality language programs that boldly integrate text, technology, and media. By focusing on our singular passion, we let you focus on yours.”

Wat.

Dec 9, 2014 2 notes
#this is the website I'm taking my french class on #what is this

Oh my God… I… I got all the classes I signed up for at Mason?  Without any hassle or computer issues?  Nothing crashed?  No holds on my account?

I’m in disbelief.

When is something awful going to happen?

Dec 9, 2014 2 notes
Dec 8, 2014 11,735 notes
Dec 8, 2014 11,735 notes
#mine #painting #coffee painting
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Dec 7, 2014 741,434 notes
#i'm crying from laughing
Dec 7, 2014 2,178 notes
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