The Weile Woods
Month
-Party rogue to the DM
it is time.
soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper
peppermint everything
I like Dragon Age because if you want to know everything about Dragon Age you have to
- play three 80-hour video games (plus DLC) which eventually turns into like 500+ hours of play time if you want to see everything.
- watch a whole entire actual anime
- watch a web series
- read five novels
- play the tabletop RPG (or read all the material)
- read the comic books
- read the 3 huge reference books
Like you think you’re just going to play fun games. But no, this is dragon school, and we’ve got mysterious dragon homework, we must crack the dragon secrets
Potential Employer: “So tell me about your resumee.”
Me: “I played Dragon Age.”
- keeps making me fight packs of mabari on the wounded coast
- why would i want to fight a dog
- team “they had to put us in three separate games because if they put us together, there would have been no sequels”
- Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Rand al’Thor
- Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Egwene al’Vere
- Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Perrin Aybara
- Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Nynaeve al’Meara
- Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Tam al’Thor
Sinnamon Roll: Mat
- cowboy empire with dragons, slavery, a bug army, and slavery
- ginger russians in the desert with spears. no really it makes sense
- hipster vegans wanderers searching the world for the perfect song to jam to. probably high.
- fish people that hate magic and have a giant rock no one can break into. they love fish so much
- short people. rivals of the fish people
- they like big boats and they cannot lie
- matriarchy at its finest
- small community of farmers living in the country and evading taxes
- like ents, except not trees and their eyebrows never stop growing
- from the north. everyone of them can kick your ass don’t even try it
Someone make a Buddy the Elf parody with the Mirkwood elves instead of the North Pole
like where he’s a dwarf?
Maybe it would make more sense if he were raised in the Shire then…
An elf raised in Moria? Because they make stuff
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM AN ELF???”
“Well for one you don’t have a beard yet–”
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN”
*slams fists on table* YES
“I roll to call bullshit.”
“He won’t be honest if you offend him.”
“I roll to call bullshit respectfully.”