MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat
MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right
MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great
MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great
MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls
MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree
MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land
MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are
MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire
Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website
it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
Quick reminder that Luke had about five minutes of training with a lightsaber and NONE of it included actually fighting against an other opponent. Remember Ben sparring with Luke? Nope. It was just him playing around with a robot that tased him
Do you remember Yoda sparring with Luke? Nope. He was teaching him about the Force but we never saw him ONCE teaching him how to actually fight with a lightsaber. Luke had precisely ZERO experience when it came to fighting with a lightsaber. And yet none of you said anything when Luke actually kept up with Vader and later on actually defeated Vader
Rey on the other hand spend her ENTIRE LIFE defending herself with her staff. She is very well versed in fighting with a melee weapon. But when she fought against a HEAVILY INJURED Kylo Ren you immediately cry Mary Sue and unrealistic.
Think about that. Think about what this attitude says about you.
also, it’s good to note that her fighting style looked VERY ROUGH in comparison to the elegance of Luke and the Jedi of eps 1-3. It was savage, more like fighting with a broadsword than the old calculated and measured way of fighting.
Much like a membership in the Jelly of the Month Club (content warning), Bernie Sanders is the gift that keeps on giving.
Here is Bernie’s dumb-Tweet du jour:
“Nobody can recall” it, guys. Nobody.
As we’ve noted several times, to global warming alarmists, weather isn’t climate…until it conveniently supports the narrative. But the blatant double standard here isn’t even close to the worst part.
Not only was virtually the entire country a lot warmer on Christmas Eve in 1955 (which Bernie himself should be able to remember), but there have been many Christmas Eves when most of the country has been warmer than this Christmas. Case in point:
In WWII we dropped leaflets telling people to leave their cities before we dropped atomic weapons. We told them exactly what we had and what we were prepared to use and that they needed to leave if they wanted to be avoid being killed in the blast. Why? Because among other things Americans do not seek to kill the innocent. There will always be collateral damage, and that can’t be helped, but we are one of the remarkably few nations on Earth (Israel and Britain are the only others ones that come to mind) that go out of our way to warn the innocent to get out of the way.
And anyone who suggests that American should just kill the innocent as standard practice has nothing in common with any traditional or value in America.
Do people like Trump seriously think that ISIS are carting their wives and children around with them everywhere they go? Barring the women who have gone to join ISIS voluntarily (who are therefore enemy combatants) the only women and children in those ISIS camps and occupied cities are the women and children they have kidnapped from their families and raped.
The citizens of those cities are trapped and unable to escape. There may be some that support ISIS, but not all do and those people are victims as well.
Since people are still not grasping this concept.
Also to those saying that Trump is just going to carpet bomb ISIS camps. Exactly where the hell do you think the are operating out of? Tents in the middle of the desert? They have taken over whole cities, cities still filled with Iraqi and Syrian citizens, many of whom are just as much victims of ISIS as any of the people killed in Paris or San Bernardino.
They live in this cities, ruling them under sharia law.
So if Trump wants to carpet bomb ISIS strongholds indiscriminately, then yes, he is talking about leveling cities full of innocent civilians.
everybody who skipped dragon age origins is missing out b/c at some point you help a tree who speaks only in rhymes steal an acorn from a homeless man in your quest to locate and kill a naked woman and some werewolves for an 800 year old elf
Maybe you stole an acorn from a homeless man. I bartered for it like a decent human being.
yeah you traded a dead womans scarf you were supposed to give to her husband to remind him of her for a fucking acorn “like a decent human being”
Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..
And I thought to myself
Oh my god do I try.
I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.
