So one of my coworkers was convinced it was safe to spray our store’s sanitizer in his mouth because the box said “organic” on it.
Now I’ve never taken a chemistry class but I know there’s a difference between organic compounds and FDA certified organic. Clearly he didn’t. Okay. But he also missed the warning signs all over the same box that said “WARNING CORROSIVE HARMFUL IF INGESTED”.
The look on his face when I explained this to him was priceless.
"I want a black coffee, no room for cream" *receives coffee* *proceeds to trash can* *dumps half of drink into trash can to make room for cream* I don't understand people.
I feel like people get embarrassed about cream it’s weird
I am honestly so supportive of young women and girls who don’t want to present themselves as sexual, whether they’re asexual, sex-repulsed, politically celibate, women who don’t want to feel or be sexy, or women who just don’t want to discuss it. I’m supportive whether this is something temporary or permanent, whatever the reason for it.
If sex isn’t liberating for you, that’s great. There’s nothing wrong with that and I’m sorry you’re being sold the lie that you’re repressed and/or unfeminist.
I could have used this years ago, but better late than never. Thank you. Keeping this in my pocket.♡
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
finally someone made this
I’m so glad to see this without stupid pictures in place of the real ones
It wasn’t until my brother entered his teenage years and started talking about how much he hated how he looked, that he was ugly, etc. that I realized that boys go through it as well.
And for them it’s worse because they don’t have compliments being showered on them that “all boys are beautiful” like girls get. Girls are told all of these things throughout their formative years, but boys are not. Girls are allowed to cry, wear make-up to change their appearance, or talk about their feelings of inadequacy, but boys are not. Boys get told to “man up”, to not be weak, and if they even dye their hair they’re ridiculed.
Let’s take care of our boys like we take care of our girls.
I had one customer ask me for almond milk and I told him we don't carry that and he got mad and said "wow Dunkin Donuts has something you don't!? That's really sad!" And proceeded to get soy.
to be fair most coffeeshops have gotten aboard the almond milk train but no need for him to act like a pansy prick
I’m trying to write a short (2000 words) research paper on what makes a “successful” fantasy world (engaging, memorable, etc.). Normally I could do this myself with my own analysis, but my prof wants to see between 12 and 15 articles, at least half of them being peer-reviewed, scholarly articles.
But I’m coming up short! I’m trying to focus on fantasy worlds I’m familiar with (Earthsea, Middle Earth, “Randland”), but I‘ll branch out if I can get some quality analysis.
So if anyone knows anywhere to look, I’d really appreciate it! Thanks so much!!
So yesterday at school some green group decided to flash mob the cafeteria dancing to “Uptown Funk” and all wearing homemade “EARTH MONTH” t-shirts. It was loud, obnoxious, and really aggravating my migraine. But I went to the cafeteria because I needed a fork for my salad.
And the group was dancing around the utensil table.
And they were surrounded by everyone recording them on their phones.
And I couldn’t think or see straight. But I needed a fork.
So I just walked through the middle of them. And got my fork.
And so I’m sure I’m on the videos of some 30 people looking irate as I grab my fork.