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April 2015

Apr 30, 2015 117,468 notes
Apr 30, 2015 3 notes

So one of my coworkers was convinced it was safe to spray our store’s sanitizer in his mouth because the box said “organic” on it.
Now I’ve never taken a chemistry class but I know there’s a difference between organic compounds and FDA certified organic. Clearly he didn’t. Okay. But he also missed the warning signs all over the same box that said “WARNING CORROSIVE HARMFUL IF INGESTED”.

The look on his face when I explained this to him was priceless.

Apr 29, 2015 5 notes
#He's a great guy but such a dummy #thoughts that nobody cares about #product of the public school system #Work
Apr 29, 2015 860 notes
Apr 28, 2015 1,710,802 notes
#being a factual bitch today geez #calm down ashley
Apr 28, 2015 1,271,608 notes

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

Apr 28, 2015 315,488 notes
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Brandon Sanderson

ohmygodwin:

I have half a mind to read the entire Wheel of Time series just to get to the ones that Sanderson wrote at the end.

That’s dedication to an author.
I mean
You get a couple books in and you’re being introduced to 60 different recurring characters in three chapters.

Apr 28, 2015 44 notes
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"I want a black coffee, no room for cream" *receives coffee* *proceeds to trash can* *dumps half of drink into trash can to make room for cream* I don't understand people.

I feel like people get embarrassed about cream it’s weird

Apr 28, 2015 22 notes
Apr 27, 2015 2,338 notes
#i see that Rush reference
お年頃。An impressionable age.

chow29dora:

アタチ、1歳3ヶ月。人間に換算すると十代後半くらいの、多感なお年頃。I am 1 year and 3 months old.In human years,I am in my late teens(an impressionable age).

「アタチ、今日も可愛いかしら?」「Am I cute again today?」

ボーイフレンド募集中♡I’m available♡

You’re adorable. ♥

Apr 27, 2015 326 notes
Apr 26, 2015 3 notes
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#pony girlfriend
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#i cry every time

sazquatch:

I am honestly so supportive of young women and girls who don’t want to present themselves as sexual, whether they’re asexual, sex-repulsed, politically celibate, women who don’t want to feel or be sexy, or women who just don’t want to discuss it. I’m supportive whether this is something temporary or permanent, whatever the reason for it.

If sex isn’t liberating for you, that’s great. There’s nothing wrong with that and I’m sorry you’re being sold the lie that you’re repressed and/or unfeminist.

I could have used this years ago, but better late than never. Thank you. Keeping this in my pocket.♡

Apr 26, 2015 187,286 notes
#too many people want to know and then don't like my choices #too bad #They're mine to make

soumeki:

twinkleofafadingstar:

“FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!”

Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible

I never laughed so hard.

*stores this away to make for interesting debates in the art school*

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Apr 25, 2015 438,817 notes
#EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

thenotsogreatgatsbyy:

nyooms:

carolfuckingbrady:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

finally someone made this

I’m so glad to see this without stupid pictures in place of the real ones

It wasn’t until my brother entered his teenage years and started talking about how much he hated how he looked, that he was ugly, etc. that I realized that boys go through it as well.

And for them it’s worse because they don’t have compliments being showered on them that “all boys are beautiful” like girls get.  Girls are told all of these things throughout their formative years, but boys are not.  Girls are allowed to cry, wear make-up to change their appearance, or talk about their feelings of inadequacy, but boys are not.  Boys get told to “man up”, to not be weak, and if they even dye their hair they’re ridiculed.

Let’s take care of our boys like we take care of our girls.

Apr 25, 2015 1,544,028 notes
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#babe
Apr 25, 2015 495,425 notes
I had one customer ask me for almond milk and I told him we don't carry that and he got mad and said "wow Dunkin Donuts has something you don't!? That's really sad!" And proceeded to get soy.

to be fair most coffeeshops have gotten aboard the almond milk train but no need for him to act like a pansy prick

Apr 24, 2015 10 notes
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#authentic

maichn:

I was testing the waters of my independence-while-living-with-parents. Conclusion: I did not get very far. 

I’m sorry. I don’t think I know anyone who’s won that battle…

I read your other post and I don’t understand why they’re acting that way but parents don’t make any sense. I’m sorry.
Apr 23, 2015 2 notes

cyberjock:

Mom, Dad, I have decided to become an existential concept.

Apr 22, 2015 75,538 notes
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Research Help

Hi, Friends! ♥

I’m trying to write a short (2000 words) research paper on what makes a “successful” fantasy world (engaging, memorable, etc.).  Normally I could do this myself with my own analysis, but my prof wants to see between 12 and 15 articles, at least half of them being peer-reviewed, scholarly articles. 

But I’m coming up short!  I’m trying to focus on fantasy worlds I’m familiar with (Earthsea,  Middle Earth, “Randland”), but I‘ll branch out if I can get some quality analysis.

So if anyone knows anywhere to look, I’d really appreciate it!  Thanks so much!!

Apr 22, 2015 7 notes
#school #research #writing #fantasy #earthsea #randland #wot #wheel of time #middle earth #lotr #lord of the rings
Apr 22, 2015 9,638 notes
“Dressing well is a form of good manners.”—Tom Ford (via peterboyden)
Apr 21, 2015 2,797 notes
#for those of you wearing pajamas to class
Apr 21, 2015 475 notes
#help #i'm trash
Apr 21, 2015 856,273 notes
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Apr 19, 2015 1 note
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#yes good
Apr 18, 2015 18,396 notes

So yesterday at school some green group decided to flash mob the cafeteria dancing to “Uptown Funk” and all wearing homemade “EARTH MONTH” t-shirts.  It was loud, obnoxious, and really aggravating my migraine.  But I went to the cafeteria because I needed a fork for my salad.

And the group was dancing around the utensil table.

And they were surrounded by everyone recording them on their phones.

And I couldn’t think or see straight.  But I needed a fork.

So I just walked through the middle of them.  And got my fork.

And so I’m sure I’m on the videos of some 30 people looking irate as I grab my fork.

Apr 16, 2015 1 note
#thoughts nobody cares about #adventures with migraines
Apr 16, 2015 1 note
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