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March 2016

Mar 31, 2016 292,560 notes
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#this is how I feel today #too busy
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#heck yeah well dressed monster dads

Last paper I turned in for this class my prof called me out in front of the class for typing in Calibri because it’s sans serif. I have another paper due tomorrow, which font would most likely be most obnoxious to a 60yo English prof? Like I want him to cry because this terrific paper is wrapped in a complete crap font, help me out!

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Mar 30, 2016 173,312 notes
#what is this #i love it
Mar 30, 2016 787,144 notes
#w ha t
Atom Bomb Baby, but it never starts
Mar 30, 2016 5,338 notes
#I'm so uncomfortable
Mar 30, 2016 14,961 notes

critical-perspective:

oankali:

zigludo:

baketothefuture:

Holy fuck

The people who got the Pokemon Go beta test did data mining and apparently one of the “biomes” where different Pokemon are is “Place of Worship”

Battle the pope to get arceus confirmed

fuck this means im going to have to join a church to complete my pokedex

religion-locked pokemon

There is only one god.

“And Bird Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the HELIX except through START.”

Red 14:6

Mar 30, 2016 53,622 notes
#bless
Mar 30, 2016 114,765 notes
#hello darkness my old friend
Mar 30, 2016 53,397 notes
#hA
Mar 30, 2016 943 notes
#queen
Mar 30, 2016 382,978 notes
#i had a prof recently told me i'm too smart for what I'm doing with my life right now #i haven't stopped thinking about that
Play
Mar 30, 2016 3,290 notes
#I'M IN TEARS #fallout
Play
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Mar 30, 2016 86,930 notes
#hA

monica-geller:

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

Did you check? Were they in the in the bag?

Mar 30, 2016 418,349 notes

terpsikeraunos:

the miyazaki effect: the period after watching a miyazaki movie that you try to live a more virtuous lifestyle

and you expect everything to suddenly go topsy turvy on you as soon as you leave your front door

Mar 29, 2016 78,810 notes
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#a e s t h e t i c
business email glossary
  • thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
  • thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
  • would you be so kind: fucking do it
  • best: i have never physically met you
  • all best: this conversation is over
  • all my best: i wish you would die
  • happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
  • i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
  • i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
  • sorry to chase: answer my email
  • so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
  • i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
  • please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
  • i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
  • i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
  • i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
  • can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
  • per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
  • great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
  • thanks!: i'm not mad at you
  • thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
  • thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
  • please advise: this might be your fault
  • kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
  • mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
  • can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
  • sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
  • let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Mar 29, 2016 385,664 notes
#i need to reevaluate how i write emails
Mar 29, 2016 57,555 notes
#i should actually try this as opposed to bsing my way through life
Mar 29, 2016 151 notes
#amaze art
Mar 29, 2016 8,256 notes
#sccRREEEECH
Mar 29, 2016 143,401 notes

dimittas:

Is it bad that I have a good amount of gray hair at 17?

Off the top of my head I can name five people I’ve known who had gray streaks or peppering before college.  To my knowledge it’s just genetic.

But hey!  There’s that rad gray hair trend happening now, I say play it up!

Mar 29, 2016 2 notes
#also how are you only 17 #i feel old
hi!! i really love your art style (esp the ways you use color) but i can't figure out what brushes you use to achieve it :( would you be ok with posting them? (If not it's fine!!!)

thank you, I’m really glad you like it!!! :’) and yeah, I’m super ok with posting em!! here are the custom sai brushes I’ve been using most heavily (I hope my texture names aren’t too different from yours!):

the first brush is my go-to lineart brush! it gives a really interesting texure, but has hard enough edges that it never appears too fuzzy. when used at a larger brush size with heavier pressure, it makes big solid splotches that can be nice for adding some interest in your colors!

I use the second brush pretty sparingly - really only to add occasional texture to hard-lined shadows or highlights.

the third one used to be my favorite, but I’ve been using it extremely rarely these days (aside from sketching, it makes a nice sketch brush! feels a little more natural than using a harder brush). it’s pretty good at getting blended coloring without looking too unnatural or smooth.

but lately for coloring I’ve mostly been using a standard hard round brush! kind of the blandest default there is, haha…. but it can be nice!

be sure to experiment with using them at different sizes and with different amounts of texture; you can get a lot of mileage out of the first and third ones once you get used to them! also keep in mind that I use them on large canvases, so you see them once they’ve been resized. they’ll likely look different at 100% on a small canvas!

I hope this helps!!

Mar 28, 2016 1,525 notes
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#I love this
Mar 28, 2016 7,163 notes
#Now I'm intrigued
Bad Romance in Major Key

mefirstwiener:

kellyclowers:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

chongoblog:

Caught in a rather good romance

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like


Mar 28, 2016 348,836 notes
#I'll take ten of everything

queen-squids:

aeonlamb:

realizing fucking homestuck has more canon gay relationships than undertale, or any popular massively consumed media you enjoy does for that matter

proof that gay relationships don’t automatically make something good

Mar 28, 2016 4,027 notes
#Thank you queensquids
Air Force reveals artist rendering of $5 trillion stealth money pit – Duffel Blogduffelblog.com
Mar 28, 2016 48 notes
#oh my god this is hilarious
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Mar 27, 2016
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Mar 27, 2016 556 notes
#what is this #it's stuck in my head #w h a t
Mar 27, 2016 22,312 notes

basiligo:

bigbadkingboomboo:

ladygolem:

jankybones:

a-big-furry-rat:

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?

he’s back

He’s come to fight Donald Trump.

thank you president rushmore

Mar 25, 2016 459,388 notes
#W h a t #salvation comes

partlysmith:

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

Mar 25, 2016 183,630 notes
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#damn fine alien robots
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#This kills the girl

thefeelofavideogame:

All you sweet summer children talking about how cringe-inducing all the pro-Bernie memes are.

Nothing can even come close to being as cringy as ‘Bush Game’.

For those who don’t know what that is (and it’s 12 years old at this point so I imagine most wouldn’t), it’s a flash game made by a guy who also made Emo Game, a platforming style boss-rush game where you played as people from Emo bands.

Bush Game was a game in the same style, about defeating George W. Bush in the 2004 election. Highlights include killing Barbara Bush and doing a level inside her vagina, and John Kerry fusing with Voltron to fight the most laughably edgy caricature of Bush and Dick Cheney ever made. It also featured Hulk Hogan on the anti-bush side, which is really funny in retrospect.

I am not making it up. It’s real. You can still play it.

I was gonna say, “Man, the left sure does lose its mind during elections,” then I remembered:


My favorite political ad of all time.

Mar 24, 2016 240 notes
#but for god's sake the pro-sanders memes are vomit inducing #it's a cult #they aren't doing the sander's campaign any favors

queerestqueen:

queerestqueen:

one of the psychologists i work with at the hospital told me to “share these pictures around” because he’s really proud of his new lambs, so HERE HAVE A PICTURE OF SOME FRESH SHEEP

Guys please check out these sheep I want to be able to tell him a ton of people saw his fresh sheep

Mar 24, 2016 17,173 notes
#how can i deny such an innocent request

hotwinger:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

hotwinger:

Logging onto Tumblr

It might seem a bit mad, but there’s nothing wrong with using toilets as Transportation…

…if you end up…

…in a magical place….

…full of like-minded and diverse peoples.

Mar 24, 2016 345,123 notes
#i knew there was going to be some tumblr bs after that post #i knew it
Mar 24, 2016 342,290 notes
#i'm still fighting #but acceptance of crap got easier
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