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May 2016

May 31, 2016 26,703 notes
#Ha!
May 31, 2016 16,051 notes
May 29, 2016 1,636 notes

an-animal-imagined-by-poe:

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

“We mug you, but we respect you.”

May 29, 2016 98,835 notes

an-animal-imagined-by-poe:

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

“We mug you, but we respect you.”

May 29, 2016 98,835 notes
May 29, 2016 11,029 notes
#Always reblog #memorial day
May 29, 2016 487 notes

thejennawynn:

So there’s a Pip-Boy app? And it does exactly what it says on the tin. You can control your Pip-Boy from your phone. But… why.

Like maybe if you’ve got someone sitting there watching you play, you can let them navigate, select quests, feed you in battle, whatever… but how many people have someone sitting there (that you’d trust with your character’s pip-boy) who would do that? And why on earth would you ever pull up your pip-boy in game and then move to your phone to operate it? 

Now… if I could just turn off the player’s arrow on the map, I’d have it open for that purpose. (I’m playing with no ‘activated’ quests or locations so there are no hovering arrows pointing me in the right direction… and having a to-the-foot gps system tracking me on my map isn’t quite fitting with the rest of it.)

My brother uses the app to prank me. He’ll be in his room and he’ll turn it on to turn my radio on and give me a jump scare, or strip my character naked so I get gunned down in a fight.
Back when I was lucky I could shoot anything, he’d copilot and stimpak my character when needed. So it used to work!

May 29, 2016 20 notes
May 28, 2016 109,786 notes
#I'm not crying you're crying

annlarimer:

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

May 28, 2016 78,378 notes
May 28, 2016 87 notes
#SEND IT TO HELL
May 28, 2016 102,932 notes
#Dunno if this is true but I like it anyway
May 28, 2016 917 notes
May 27, 2016 4,053 notes
#Omigosh #heart eyes #amaze art
May 27, 2016 5,256 notes
#Queen
May 27, 2016 1,438 notes
May 26, 2016 102 notes
Don’t Look Left

aellagirl:

once i was walking with my mom by a strip mall when I was 10 years old.

“Aella,” she said, “Don’t look to your left.”

I didn’t ask questions. I just said ‘okay’ and kept my head turned to my right. 

I kept not looking left, and we kept walking. We kept walking, and I kept not looking left. Eventually I got tired, and I asked my mom, “can I look left now?”

She burst into laughter. “Oh, I didn’t know you took me seriously! There ws just a bookstore. I know how much you like books. It was just a joke.”

And for the next several days she told everyone, proudly, the story of how well and unquestioningly i had not looked left.

everyone congratulated me on being such a good child. They ruffled my hair in admiration.

and i was very proud. 

I was proud of not having looked left

May 24, 2016 150 notes
#I love her
May 24, 2016 57,412 notes
May 24, 2016 585,359 notes
May 22, 2016 76,167 notes
#Isn't this shrek #like donkey and dragon #i probably ruined this cute comic now
Play
May 22, 2016 180,327 notes
#oh no #he got me #so surprise
Play
May 22, 2016 2 notes
#i'm like keyboard cat with digital art #buT WE DID SOMETHING TOGETHERRR #today is a good day #my art #music #digital music #this sounds like something out of metroid #mlp
May 22, 2016 9,158 notes
#:'D
May 22, 2016 34,488 notes
#How dare you
May 22, 2016 98,419 notes
#Oh thank goodness #good observations
May 22, 2016 1 note
May 22, 2016 1,644 notes
May 21, 2016 337 notes
#KLEO!!! #fallout
May 21, 2016 220 notes
“I want to replace all my Xs with U.”—Calculus professor on U substitution. (via mathprofessorquotes)
May 21, 2016 626 notes
#Wow I could've used this one #oh well it all worked out in the end
May 21, 2016 1,211 notes
May 21, 2016 9,563 notes
May 21, 2016 769 notes

The prof I work for told me on Monday she wanted me to finish three weeks worth of work by Friday. So emailed her an update on where I was with the transcripts and she told me I now have until Monday.

I stayed up til 2am last night, typed for 8 hours straight. I’ve been slamming the pain killers and wrapping my hands and wrists all week trying to get this done for her.

And now I have until Monday.

:’)

May 20, 2016 2 notes
#Silent screaming #well I only have a few hours of work left now. At least I can rest my hands more
May 20, 2016 207 notes
#Fallout
As someone who grew up with five siblings I have learned to love pinapple pizza. Why? Because no one else would touch it. A whole pizza to myself. Survival of the fittest, bitches.
May 19, 2016 38,726 notes
#Part of why I love mint everything #the ravenous men of my family won't eat it

peaceongirth:

thats great and all but does anyone remember 

this

fucking

show

Dude this was one of my brother’s and my favorite shows.

May 19, 2016 1,166 notes

dollypopup:

foresterboy:

deadxsushi:

root-beer-riku:

Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing.

Give more boys flowers.
🌹🌼🌻🌸🌷🌺💐

crush stereotypes now 

we love flowers. give us flowers.

I once gave my professor a bouquet of flowers and he legit couldn’t stop grinning and when I asked why he looked so surprised, he was like “I’m a guy. I never get flowers. I love flowers but I never get flowers.”

tl;dr: give dudes flowers, they will be so happy

GIVE MEN FLOWERS

May 19, 2016 420,473 notes

critical-perspective:

coffeeandspentbrass:

I hear the “just racking a pump shotgun is enough to scare off intruders.” Trope on a nearly daily basis at school. You’d think these guys would know better…

Shooting them also works wonders.

May 19, 2016 48 notes
May 19, 2016 29,287 notes
May 18, 2016 105,083 notes
#yah
May 18, 2016
May 18, 2016 1,004 notes
#SO GOOD #i want to try #maybe i will #when my hand heals #amaze art #fallout 4

geckobenny:

good things fo4 gave us:

  • romance (as half assed as it is)
  • preston garvey
  • ability to rename weapons
  • the kindest man in the world, preston garvey
  • another opportunity to blow the brotherhood to shit
  • Preston Garvey
May 18, 2016 1,472 notes
#he's only annoying if you don't give him a chance #just take him on some quests #he's an awkward cinnamon roll of kindness
May 18, 2016 323,632 notes
#W HA T
May 17, 2016 338,149 notes
#OHMIGOSH
May 17, 2016 13,228 notes
#First of all how dare you #how dare you #this is wonderful

Thanks everyone for the tips and support!  I found a wrap and some athlete’s tape and that’s helping with the typing, I’m going to try and see if I can get some coworkers to take some shifts from me this week so I’m not CONSTANTLY using my hands.

I just have to transcribe three 45-minute interviews and then I can rest my poor hands, haha.

May 17, 2016 2 notes
May 17, 2016 912 notes
#noodle poodle #thank you for your nightmare
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