Gently soft pancakes with a blend of fresh cream and custard cream mixed with raspberry puree to make Kirby’s pink expression.
Popstar Curry with Seafood Bits
A squid ink seafood curry that’s just right for the summer. Uses turmeric rice and rice flower to recreate Popstar and its two “rings.”
King Dedede’s Ultra Satisfying Plate
Tomato BBQ spare ribs, a teriyaki chicken thigh on the bone, and even a fluffy pancake with an egg sunny side up make for this ultra filling plate.
Whispy Woods’ Green Green’s Plate
A single plate that includes all rice flour bread, block olives, and sausage. With the addition of our house hamburer and fried white fish, it’s a very balanced meal.
Chef Kawasaki’s Cold Fruit Pasta with Carelessly Tossed-in Mango
A fruit pasta served cold, luxuriously made with fresh Italian ham and mango, along with basil sauce.
Maxim Tomato Health Restoring Pasta
A tomato sauce pasta served warm, made centrally of the freshest tomatoes plus heaps of other veggies.
Metaknight’s Secret Late Night Parfait
A parfait made from a base of chocolate soft cream and banana. The patissier’s craftsmanship shines with the Metaknight’s sword and cape decorations.
Fountain of Dreams Sparkling Cocktail (non-alcoholic)
Watermelon syrup and blue curacao are used to display the Fountain of Dreams coloring. Sweet and chill, its flavor will leave with with memories.
Orange Ocean Juice with Yogurt Mousse
Passion fruit syrup mixed in with orange juice, topped with a freshly made yogurt mousse. This brisk drink is both sweet and sour.
Maxim Tomato Soup Cup
A chilled tomato and celery soup to cool you off this balmy summer. The M is made from both plain and chocolate choux pastry.
Kirby’s Macaroon Cookie Choux
This luscious cream puff is made from choux pastry filled with our original custard cream, along with two layers of pink fresh cream with raspberry puree.
Maxim Tomato Cupcake
Our original cream with raspberry puree tops this cocoa cupcake. With just a touch of pistachio.
Invincible Candy Cupcake
A cocoa cupcake topped with both tropical fruit cream and raspberry cream.
Star Rod Cupcake
A chocolate chip cupcake topped with our original, fresh tropical cream.
When the “should you spank your kids?” discourse is revving up and everyone starts playing Armchair Psychologist for 15 hours.
I apoligize porky
anyone else remember that fucking textbook example of circular logic that always started that discourse
“’i was spanked as a child and i turned out alright’ if you think its ok to spank kids you didnt turn out alright”
hellsite i tell you
yeah obviously if you grew up thinking child abuse is good you aren’t qualified to speak on the matter i don’t see how that is even a matter of discussion
LIKE CLOCKWORK
you are unironically defending child abuse on the Internet where evidence that child abuse is bad is in fact readily available. don’t “lmao hellsite :D :D” that shit. own up.
this isn’t a debate - one side has the scientific consensus on board, another side has the “i got abused therefore abuse is good” chucklefucks on its side, which is a thing called “cycle of abuse”.
first and foremost you essentially said “anyone with first hand experience shouldnt give their opinion” (though im sure that doesnt include the ones that agree with you)
stop trivializing abuse by categorizing minor punishment as abuse, its insulting to people who were actually abused (although, judging by the previous point its obvious you dont care what they think)
listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass
Not to undermine the importance of this, but I can speak from personal experience that if you need just a little more time on an assignment (particularly a big one), shoot your prof an email and ask. Usually they don’t care if that paper is a few hours late, just be polite and sincere when you aplogize and make it the best damn effort you can.
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,
physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????
I knocked mine over yesterday and scraped off some of the outer barrier and it keeps sending me really annoying warning messages about it
blood.dll has caused an access violation exception
I still can’t figure off how to turn off the monthly compile time. It goes for like 7 days wrecks all the system and takes so much CPU time.
So parents are buying their children supplies for school and teachers are confiscating them and turning them into community supplies?
What the hell?
Lol, that’s how it’s been since I was a kid.
That’s exactly how it was when I was a kid
What kinda commie classrooms were y'all in
It stopped in middle school but those crazy long supply lists for elementary school were all “community supplies”
My schools did the same thing, we were told it was because we had teachers and students who couldn’t afford their supplies. Something about teachers either not getting enough to buy enough or not getting anything at all. Like we’d all bring a box of crayons, tissues, extra paper, etc. because kids would lose, trash, forget, whatever those and then they couldn’t do the class work. Having the class supplies on hand helped resolve that problem. Not saying it was right, or the best solution, but it was a solution to the problem.
The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
Listen. Clydesdale races were the highlight of my track meets. Imagine, massive, beefy throwers clopping down the track in a relay medley. It was fantastic and my throwers and I spanked all the other teams in my district. It’s great fun trying and event you’re crap at and knowing everyone else is too.
I’m on register at work:
~waits patiently behind counter with absent smile until a customer walks close enough and/or shows necessary amount of interest
~has a set script of prompts in my head to follow during transactions
~cheerful yet non-descript customer service voice and can repeat same exact tone infinitely.
~breaking from prompts or skipping through parts may cause minor glitches, such as accidentally repeating the same prompt again or completely skipping necessary ones
~absentmindedly tends to my area using the same five or so actions in a continuous loop until new person arrives
~Abnormally knowledgeable in my craft
~wears same outfit every day
~Nothing unusual phases me
~walking away and coming back is like a brand new interaction. I have little to no memory of you
This explains more than I’m comfortable with about my time as a receptionist.
