me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
Class: Infant Race: human Strength: 0 can barely support own head Agility 0 needs to learn to walk Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones Wisdom 1 no object permanence Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.
HP: 2
Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),
Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage
me: i know that i’m beautiful, but i also know that i’m fat. acknowledging that i’m fat doesn’t mean that i think that i’m ugly or that i have low self esteem; and it certainly doesn’t mean that i’m looking for reassurance.
I bought my brother and I Skyrim Remastered since I’d never played it before… but I’m so disappointed. It’s fun gameplay, but the writing is awful. I hear a lot of compaints about Fallout 4′s limited choices, but Skyrim is even worse. I don’t feel like I can win anything, it’s just the lesser or miserable or ignoring quests I don’t like instead of telling people off. It’s a lot funner just playing a chaotic asshole character than trying to make any sense with the lore.
today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh
look what you did internet
you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure
