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August 2017

Aug 31, 2017 245 notes

flightyfinch:

moveslikejoker:

danascullys:

tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”

me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????

i will not tolerate my immortal being eternally dragged through the mud like this when jowling k rowling is without a doubt the worse offender

Day One of my creative writing class: USE SAID or DON’T USE A VERB AT ALL. If your writing is any good, context should be good enough.

Aug 30, 2017 194,986 notes

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Do you ever see an art style so rad that it just blows your nipples clean off and you have to follow the artist immediately? Well, I encountered one such artist, and just went on a forty-five minute Google hunt to track them down because my initial introduction to their work turned out to be a repost.

I reported the repost (and a few others I found along the way), did all that Pinterest dodging to find their actual blog, dug through the blog to find the particular piece I’d originally liked so I could have a guilt-free reblogging experience, and you know what???

The really nice Gravity Falls piece I liked was an isolated incident and the rest of their work is Gorillaz inflation porn. I’m so mad.

Aug 29, 2017 55,288 notes
#I'VE BEEN THERE MY FRIEND
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tramampoline:

i just read the sentence “lawns are nature purged of sex and death” and i love it and also fuck lawns

Aug 24, 2017 21,171 notes
#Well I mean you might not be doing Lawns right #cause you can have both on lawns

joekewlio:

writing-prompt-s:

You were given eternal life, but not eternal youth. It’s been 2000 years since, and your body has broken down long ago, but the mind remains. 

I always hated Chocolate

Aug 24, 2017 4,036 notes
Afghanistan may be the first war in which American fathers fight alongside the sons whose births they missed because of it.
Aug 24, 2017 212 notes
#I feel both old and sad

orange-icebreaker:

Being able to read Cyrillic and seeing people use it in their work like English letters is some wild gravy

Ah yes, “Sneyapovul Diyaies”

“Dll ndil Mdyakh Lziifi”?? Alright then

And my personal favorite

“Dll uftsya fyazedfm dyaz élfig tf tss!”.

Aug 24, 2017 14,574 notes
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greenekangaroo:

alwaysasideways8:

dreamnectar:

ceb3rus:

mattandjones:

snorlaxatives:

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

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#Ouch #well I guess I knew I liked teachers
Aug 24, 2017 73,478 notes

kleptoromania:

i don’t get why STEM and humanities people throw shade at each other when we should all be targeting the finance/business students

Aug 23, 2017 92,119 notes
#I hate other humanities more WHOOPS
Aug 23, 2017 162,910 notes
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Always sit on public benches in a way that if you were killed in an atomic blast your skeleton would look like something Bethesda would pose
Aug 23, 2017 281 notes
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#I'm so glad we have a president that is willing to fight the sun
Aug 23, 2017 9,475 notes
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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

people actually get so used to benevolent weirdness in their towns like. if you started wearing a dracula cape everywhere in my town, everyone would just come to accept it.

“hey, was that the dude who wears dracula capes everywhere?”

“yeah, he’s really nice, I talked to him in rite aid once. sorta weird obviously, but cool.”

this post is so blessed bc all of the notes are just people talking about the benevolent weirdos in their towns and I hope they’re all having a good day out there, inspiring people to go out and wear their dracula capes or w/e

Aug 15, 2017 54,182 notes
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#This is more than I can do and I feel the same way #fuck my shit
Aug 15, 2017 374,955 notes
#I love humanity
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chocobro-hijinks:

kyleehenke:

‪if I was a game dev i would include these mechanics in every rpg ever‬

‪1) u can hug ur teammates‬

‪2) u can pet every dog‬

!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 13, 2017 20,974 notes

mary-queen-of-thots:

lostsoup:

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have opinions about politics

Aug 13, 2017 2,974 notes
Aug 12, 2017 134,308 notes

stardustandswirls:

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

Aug 12, 2017 398,415 notes

uglyfun:

Hi, I’m here to propose that A.A. Milne’s distinctive syntax in the Winnie-the-Pooh books is a major origin of modern Capital Letters Used For Emphasis On The Internet. Observe:

(in which Pooh wryly self-deprecates)

(in which Eeyore masters modern sarcasm)

(in which Eeyore is vagueblogging)

(in which Owl says something i would absolutely type in the YOOL 2017)

(In which Eeyore continues to be a shining example to us all)

(in which Pooh describes a Big Mood)

(in which Piglet has a Relatable Experience)

I could go on, but you can read the books and find your own. It’s a weirdly modern-feeling layer to an old, thoroughly enjoyable story and most of the original Pooh books are online for free. I cited from this online text upload of the book. Enjoy!

Aug 12, 2017 56,941 notes
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#The Dream #aesthetic
Aug 8, 2017 20,172 notes
#Chad hill is living the Dream
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