Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.
Can we stop pretending that being constantly negative about men and boys is cute, quirky or funny, because it’s really none of those things, it’s gross and mean.
“B-but it’s a coping mechanism!” fuck OFF. If a man grew up with an abusive mother and had a string of similarly abusive women in his life, is he allowed to make negative, generalizing remarks about women? Should we as women just tolerate that because “Obviously he doesn’t mean ALL women!” and “It’s how he copes!”
I wouldn’t put up with that, so neither should anyone else.
in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch
the fuck does this mean
People from states with nice roads may never understand what it’s like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.
do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen
i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the amount of dumb shit that goes on just entrances me. this video is only 10 minutes long but it feels like an eternity
i wanna point out i didn’t share this video because i think it’s funny. i think it’s a unique, extremely desolate video that fills me with a sense of dread that i cannot even begin to relay with words. from the music, to the things this person does. all of it is dreadful in a very specific way
i’m hungry for a snack. i think i’ll have some of the coke jelly i injected into a shell coated with raw egg yolk
The Russian on the Tictac box explains everything.