funyuns:
“ Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!
”
Y'all should work for the govt with this ability to change the narrative.

funyuns:

Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!

Y'all should work for the govt with this ability to change the narrative.

libertybill:
“Ok but, look at this picture of Rand Paul.
”
Where’s that gif of SpongeBob finger gunning out of the room? Isn’t that the same thing?

libertybill:

Ok but, look at this picture of Rand Paul.

Where’s that gif of SpongeBob finger gunning out of the room? Isn’t that the same thing?

azogthenailfiler:

”Inquisition came out almost two years ago.”

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Sooooo… DA4 coming out soon, right…?

asynca:
“ Sometimes lesbians do get happy endings.
Mum wasn’t going to come to my wedding. It was hard, but I’d made peace with that. My girlfriend and I would get married without her blessing.
Then, two days before the big day, when we were already...

asynca:

Sometimes lesbians do get happy endings. 

Mum wasn’t going to come to my wedding. It was hard, but I’d made peace with that. My girlfriend and I would get married without her blessing. 

Then, two days before the big day, when we were already in New Zealand, I got a frantic call at 11pm at night. I answered it and it was her, crying and asking if she’d still be welcome. We said yes, of course, and she booked herself last minute flights to get to New Zealand. 

When I first saw her outside the registry, all dressed up with her hair done and holding flowers, I burst into tears. She came up to me and touched my face, saying, “You look so happy. Both of you, you look so happy,” and gave us these roses.

They’re more than flowers to me. 

They’re given to me by a women to cried and shouted and refused to talk about my sexuality for seven years after I came out to her. It may not seem like much: but she had to walk into that flower store and buy these. She had to choose roses - the symbol of love - for her gay daughter and her gay daughter’s ‘friend’. There’s an admission in that. There’s acceptance in that. These roses say, “I know you love each other,” and she gave them to us at our wedding, which she flew three thousand kilometres to attend. 

I sobbed as she placed them in my hand. 

Because nothing will ever touch what it feels like to finally, finally know your mother loves you just the way you are. 

My friend wants to see Suicide Squad for her birthday, I compulsively make fun of terrible movies to get through them. I don’t want to hurt her feelings, how do I get through this without being an ass? I don’t drink… :|

Anonymous asked: @RandPaul, third party and chill?

libertybill:

Some people think if Rand was the LP nominee he’d be at 20% right now.

I’d be actively campaigning for him.

critical-perspective:
“ vikinglibertarian:
“ amprog:
“  In 2015, a toddler got ahold of a gun and shot someone at least 59 times. On average, that’s about once a week.
”
“90% of Americans”
The corner of the graphic says that the poll asked 636...

critical-perspective:

vikinglibertarian:

amprog:

In 2015, a toddler got ahold of a gun and shot someone at least 59 times. On average, that’s about once a week.

“90% of Americans”
The corner of the graphic says that the poll asked 636 people.That is 0.000002% of the United States population. Not to mention background checks are already in place.

Why did that toddler shoot someone 59 times? A few rounds would do. How does it know how to reload? That baby needs to be stopped!

Would a background check have stopped the toddler? The toddler was a known criminal? This baby is a menace and everyone is too frightened to stop him!

Helly Luv

awesomeness2:

fed-ex-official:

grumpyvikingdidnothingwrong:

metal-queer-solid:

A Kurdish woman who escaped to Finland in the 90s with her family is now an international pop star, she used her fame to fight ISIS. Her mother was in the Peshmerga. She filmed her music video 3km from the Mosul front and while she was there she got in a tank and shot at ISIS. She’s now on ISIS most wanted list for setting a bad example for Muslim women.
You wanna talk about a feminist icon… There you go.

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That’s pretty fucking metal.

I’m going to havr to look her up now

i need that video of her shooting from a tank. 

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/iraq-kurdish-star-helen-abdulla-shells-isis-forces-glossy-music-video-1502496 Confirmed Queen.