libertybill:
“I think the app is glitched. The top middle pokemon can’t be tracked and tells me to ‘get a warrant’.
”

libertybill:

I think the app is glitched. The top middle pokemon can’t be tracked and tells me to ‘get a warrant’.

corgisandboobs:
“ “What’s the password?”
“Is it… is it ‘dog’?”
*muffled meeting behind door*
“You may enter.” ”

corgisandboobs:

“What’s the password?”
“Is it… is it ‘dog’?”
*muffled meeting behind door*
“You may enter.”

(Source: awwww-cute)

tiffanarchy:
“ yourownpetard:
“ tiffanarchy:
“ thatthinginyourshoe:
“ what if both of these terrify me to my core
”
DO YOU WANT TRUMP TO WIN???????
”
I wasn’t sure which one was which for a second.
”
kinda like when you examine their policies
”

tiffanarchy:

yourownpetard:

tiffanarchy:

thatthinginyourshoe:

what if both of these terrify me to my core

DO YOU WANT TRUMP TO WIN???????

I wasn’t sure which one was which for a second.

kinda like when you examine their policies

(Source: notbeinggoverned)

kurdishstruggle:
“ “Personally, I wouldn’t want to say how many ISIS fighters I’ve killed so far. I don’t see them as militants. They are vile human beings. I have never wanted to kill any human being, but I know that if we don’t kill them, they will...

kurdishstruggle:

“Personally, I wouldn’t want to say how many ISIS fighters I’ve killed so far. I don’t see them as militants. They are vile human beings. I have never wanted to kill any human being, but I know that if we don’t kill them, they will kill the children and rape the women.

It is true, ISIS is scared of female fighters. In fact it tries to avoid attacking positions with women in them. Some explain this by saying: ‘If they are killed by women then they can’t go to heaven,’ but I think this has more to do with the fact that they have never come across women as determined and as courageous as us.”

Kurdish YPJ Fighter

phantomrose96:

A friend of mine is taking an astronomy class, and she was telling me about some of the impressively large telescopes that exist throughout the world. These are the sorts of things that cost hundreds-of-millions, sometimes billions of dollars, and see into the deepest, farthest, most distant recesses of space, beyond anything even conceivable in human imagination.

And of course, for projects that take many years, hundreds of people, and billions of dollars, that broaden the entire realm of human understanding, the telescopes need names. And no one tops astronomers at naming.

Ask yourself, what should one call a very large telescope? Something cool? Something unique? Something meaningful. Well ask no more, as astronomers have solved that problem. Allow me to introduce you to the 

image

Brilliant. Beautiful. Send it to the presses Jim. But wait! What about a telescope that’s even larger! Worry not Jim, as we’ve got that covered:

image

Of course. Exceptional. Elegant. But wait! What if there’s one even larg–

image

TL:DR Someone……please help the astronomers. 

libertybill:
“ itsyaboimarshal:
“ Yo @fed-ex-official this is an old map of all suspected possible nuclear targets… I live in Little Rock, so as you can see, 4 bombs are dropped basically on top of me… So in Fallout… I’d be a pile of ash… You’re...

libertybill:

itsyaboimarshal:

Yo @fed-ex-official this is an old map of all suspected possible nuclear targets… I live in Little Rock, so as you can see, 4 bombs are dropped basically on top of me… So in Fallout… I’d be a pile of ash… You’re pretty much fine tho.

NJ is like that because I live there. The commies need to be sure I don’t survive.

I’m in the one part of VA’s east coast where one isn’t dropped so I’m definitely bathed in fallout.

(Source: weavemama)

explainguncontrolandsafespaces:
“ florentineking:
“
”
That sums up MSNBC.
”

itsyaboimarshal:

prolifeproliberty:

The sound is necessary.

Damnit