The answer is apparently “because we’re actually able to eat it”
Fun fact: white people (specifically Northern European white people) have a genetic mutation that allows them to digest lactose even after weaning, which is abnormal for all mammals and also most humans. It’s theorized that because Northern Europe doesn’t get a lot of sun, an alternative source of vitamin D (like milk) would be a useful trait. It’s a very recent mutation that would only have happened after humans started domesticating animals like cows and goats.
i’m south asian and ashkenazi jewish, which are 2 cultures known for lactose intolerance. eating cheese makes me feel like i’m gonna shit me pants but FUCK IF I DONT LOVE PIZZA
Every time a reporter asks, “How will So-and-So win the women vote??” another woman is absorbed into the Women Hive Mind and loses her independent free thought.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
reblog with your middle name in the tags
Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!
Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.
The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).
Please do not vandalize property with pokemon GO tags.
It’s terribly disrespectful. If this community becomes frowned upon in society because of the ludicrous acts of a handful of players that will be extremely sad.
Buy a button. Wear a shirt. Get something to identify yourself as a member of a team. Just don’t ruin this experience for everyone else.
UPDATE: Some Pokemon Go people cleaned this up!
people…. are using pokmeon teams like gang tags….?????
Those in areas that don’t normally experience high heat be careful, as the Hilliary Campaign is expected to deploy their Heat Dome over the next weeks, which will trap hot air over various states while they fire deadly heat rays from Hilliary HQ as it passes overhead in LEO.
