milkdromeduh:

note-a-bear:

emogentcorp:

prokopetz:

justiceruthbaderginsburg:

retroactivebakeries:

the term “edgelord” implies the existence of an entire hierarchical structure of edgenobility. there ought to be like, edgedukes and edgeviscounts running around. edgesquires. edgecomtessas.  

Edgemarquis

Hah!

Historically, the distinction between a count and a marquis is that a marquis’ domain lies at the border of the kingdom, and is thus more likely to be attacked by hostile forces. This position of elevated trust is why a marquis traditionally outranks a count.

Now, the domain of a marquis is called a “march”, derived from the Old French marche (”border, boundary”), and ultimately from the Proto-Indo-European mereg, which translates as… “edge”.

A marquis, then, is a literal edge-lord; i.e., lord of an “edge”, or border domain.

We must therefore conclude that an edgemarquis is twice as edgy as other edgelords.

good lord. 

Fuck

I cannot fucking believe this

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ filipfatalattractionrblog:
“ brodhausjpeg:
“ does anyone wana talk about THIS GIANT FUCKING HOLE WHERE RUSSIA SHOULD BE.
” ”
In a surprising turn around, the gays have now censored Russia
”
I’m pretty sure this is a...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

filipfatalattractionrblog:

brodhausjpeg:

does anyone wana talk about THIS GIANT FUCKING HOLE WHERE RUSSIA SHOULD BE.

image

In a surprising turn around, the gays have now censored Russia

I’m pretty sure this is a poorly curved map and that hole is the Arctic Circle.

(Source: iambuttdork)

ninelyn-art:
“ Sketch - Mori FoxGirl
”

Flower shop AU

nixhil:

koscheiis:

shenko:

demisexualmerrill:

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Omfg

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

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im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

(Source: bards-against-hoomanity)

auditory processing disprder probs

  • them: "hey can you get me that thing from on top of that shelf?"
  • me: "what?"
  • them: "can you ge-"
  • me: "oh yeah sure"
  • them: ?????
cynthiatedy:
“a door never locked, only for the eyes to see
a door wide open, only for the heart to know
”

cynthiatedy:

a door never locked, only for the eyes to see
a door wide open, only for the heart to know

randyhaycock:

theanimationarchive:

Character design for Disney’s Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), by Mike Mignola.

These are some of the drawings Mike Mignola did for us to work out Kida’s design. I remember he was apologetic about his inability to draw pretty girls. These were immensely helpful in getting the look of her costume and hair.

(Source: theillustratedarchives)

  • me: *sees a micdotcom post on my dash*
  • me: *instinctively scrolls as fast as possible to avoid reading the sensationalist misleading OP and the misinformed reactionary comments following it*

shitpeoplesayintf2:

sjw-tracer:

shitpeoplesayintf2:

if you have a shit dad or no dad i am your father now. happy me day.

dad can we go get mcdonalds

i don’t know. can we?