youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

The cable people are here and I keep offering them waffles and they look concerned and I should not be an adult

“Mam you do not need to feed us” IM SORRY ITS ALL I KNOW

My parents didn’t ever actually teach how to adult. The only things I learned were to hoard plastic bags within plastic bags and that whenever there is a person in your house you feed them

(Source: kaity--did)

astromot:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

stardusted:

at this point I don’t even know what to say

my kids not having no white friends im sorry

the-warrioress:

fluffy-is-hiding:

The older tumblr users keep talking about the “Mishapocalypse” and I still dont know what it was, and at this point it seems like one of those lovecraftian monsters that’s only spoken about by the village elders in hushed tones.

Oh my god I’m so old

wolfparkinterns:

Scarlette hanging out on one of the intern-made fire hose/log hammocks

“Privisa” movie trailer.

• somebody who's a furry but with robots instead: whirry

yung-rage:

good morning fandom

The DoD spent $170k on a study about why walking with coffee makes it spill >>

theicequeenofsteampunk:

your-uncle-dave:

randomrants-obdm:

Without government, who will spend nearly $200k to figure out why coffee spills when walking?

I don’t want to palm my own face. I want to palm the face of everyone involved with funding and conducting this study.

With a shovel.

Standing over a cliff. Over the ocean. With hungry sharks.

My dad works at the Pentagon and says grown men are always carrying their coffee cups around like torches. It’s probably the biggest problem they face each day, why not throw nearly $200 grand at it?

(Source: randomrants-obdm)

schrodanger:

You can tell where I ran out of steam but here’s a warm-up sketch of Solas reading a book. Probably Darktown’s Deal.