annlarimer:

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

bryborg:

Far Harbor’s angler fish.

genghis-khanye:

relationship goals

(Source: pemexone)

ummmmandy:

fallout 4 spoilers under the cut. big ones…

Keep reading

nipuni:

Lonewolf, give up your heart

libertybill:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

mr-cappadocia:

America…

Not all immigrants fall prey to leftist trickery…especially those who have seen where it leads already.

If you’re in Colorado, you can vote for Lily Tang Williams for US Senate on November 8th 2016.

Born in the wild west of China, Sichuan province before the Cultural Revolution, raised with her two sibling brothers by illiterate working-class parents, Lily grew up facing poor living conditions, food rationing, Communist indoctrination, and political and social chaos under Mao’s regime. In this tumultuous environment, she quickly developed street smarts and compassion as well as the values of perseverance and hard work.

Lily received her university law degree at Fudan University in Shanghai and was a faculty member of the law school for three years.  She came over to the U.S.A. in 1988 and earned a Master’s degree at The University of Texas at Austin, School of Social Work.

Lily worked for corporations in Hong Kong and the U.S.A. as a corporate executive. Lily became a Colorado small business woman and entrepreneur in 2000.

Lily was nominated as a candidate by the Libertarian Party of Colorado in March of 2014 to run for the State of Representatives in House District 44. She is the former state chair of the Libertarian Party of Colorado and currently State Director for Our America Initiative. The Libertarian Party of Colorado unanimously nominated Lily on March 12th as the candidate for U.S. Senate. Her name will be on the ballot this November.

taryndraws:

braid crown girl

hollisketch:

Tiny de-stress fox painting.

Happy Wednesday!

Don’t Look Left

aellagirl:

once i was walking with my mom by a strip mall when I was 10 years old.

“Aella,” she said, “Don’t look to your left.”

I didn’t ask questions. I just said ‘okay’ and kept my head turned to my right. 

I kept not looking left, and we kept walking. We kept walking, and I kept not looking left. Eventually I got tired, and I asked my mom, “can I look left now?”

She burst into laughter. “Oh, I didn’t know you took me seriously! There ws just a bookstore. I know how much you like books. It was just a joke.”

And for the next several days she told everyone, proudly, the story of how well and unquestioningly i had not looked left.

everyone congratulated me on being such a good child. They ruffled my hair in admiration.

and i was very proud. 

I was proud of not having looked left

Nyquil costs like $7. I’m calling bs.