shabbosfemme:

I always want to hear you talk about your special interests. always. got a thing about Russian politics in the 1700s? tell me about it. know entirely too much about the mating habits of aquatic animals? nice, bro. can literally recite every Star Wars movie line-perfect? that’s fuckin impressive. even if I’m not personally interested in whatever it is you’re infodumping about, I’m happy that you’re interested and excited, and I’m willing to learn about things my loved ones care about

(Source: momqueer)

onE MORE EXAM then if I survive the rest of frappuccino happy hour, I’ll be free for the summer!

Bar owners in New York told they cannot deny service to pregnant women >>

your-uncle-dave:

conorthebarbarian:

thinksquad:

The admonition to bar tenders, bouncers and club managers in all five boroughs to not even think about turning with-child customers away was contained in a wider set of guidelines that mostly deal with protections and rights for pregnant women in the workplace.

At the moment, bars in New York are required nonetheless to display signs that warn of the risks   of harm to a fetus from alcohol consumption.  But armed with that information pregnant women should be left alone to make up their own minds whether to drink, the guidelines insist.

“Judgments and stereotypes about how pregnant individuals should behave, their physical capabilities and what is or is not healthy for a fetus are pervasive in our society and cannot be used as pretext for unlawful discriminatory decisions“ in public venues, they say.

Fuck that city. 

nyc government:  PREGNANT WOMEN CAN DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES TO DRINK OR NOT

nyc government:  NO YOU CAN’T DRINK A 44-OUNCE SODA WTF WE KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU

^^^ I was going to say the same thing.

NYC, get your act together.

(Source: thinksquad)

stavvers:

what do you want to be when you grow up

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schmoopels:
“ tag yourself I’m Denial and Jesus Freak
bonus:
”

schmoopels:

tag yourself I’m Denial and Jesus Freak

bonus:

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i went from playing Fallout 4 on super easy to survival mode, got to level 56, then switched to the updated survival mode and lemme say I wasn’t prepared for this.

shitpostgenerator:

i am your video game. i am the stoned patriarchy

why not both?
an automatic riflegirlfriend.

why not both?

an automatic riflegirlfriend.

(Source: special-operations)

queen-squids:
“ missing-the-90s:
“ 22 year old taco bell sauce
”
…Eat it
”
it’s probably still perfectly preserved

queen-squids:

missing-the-90s:

22 year old taco bell sauce

…Eat it

it’s probably still perfectly preserved

(Source: misswallflower)