hollowedskin:
“ totallynotagentphilcoulson:
“ 19soundofsirens86:
“ highacetate:
“ Good pub advice.
”
We need to bring this back.
”
It’s really worrisome when the fucking Victorians understood something like this better than half the modern population...

hollowedskin:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

19soundofsirens86:

highacetate:

Good pub advice.

We need to bring this back.

It’s really worrisome when the fucking Victorians understood something like this better than half the modern population tbh

the fucking code of victorian gentlemen would never allow ‘but im a gentleman’ whining which always makes it extra funny to me.

okay but every novel I’ve read from this time period completely contradicts this.  They always come back again.

ohmaipie:
“ We hiked along Point Reyes and I can’t stop thinking about the colors of our coast. The poppies are ridiculous!? I didn’t think saturation like that existed in the color gamut of this dimension.
And I’m STILL using colored pencils as the...

ohmaipie:

We hiked along Point Reyes and I can’t stop thinking about the colors of our coast. The poppies are ridiculous!? I didn’t think saturation like that existed in the color gamut of this dimension.

And I’m STILL using colored pencils as the biggest crutch ever (this was supposed to be a watercolor illo????) 

theeverydaygoth:
“ kingofthebees:
“ buttman-rises:
“ soaprahwinfrey:
“ okay
”
activate jesus vision
”
jesus vision
” ”

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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Anonymous asked: Why do you have 100 copies of the constitution?

libertybill:

Upon reaching peak libertarianism, I morphed into my final reptilian form. From my skin I shed copies of the constitution bi-weekly.

cizayox:
“ hollyhocksandtulips:
“ 1940’s lingo
”
Tag urself im dogface
”

cizayox:

hollyhocksandtulips:

1940’s lingo

Tag urself im dogface

mahouali:
“ kandyie:
“ scumbag-vanguard:
“ ctron164:
“ herdreadsrock:
“ Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how
”
Awwww
”
This story was different actually??? And even better???
The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday...

mahouali:

kandyie:

scumbag-vanguard:

ctron164:

herdreadsrock:

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww

This story was different actually??? And even better???

The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. 

It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

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The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.

He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. 

That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

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He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

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They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

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The real story is even cuter 😩💕

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

(Source: igxbaddies)

Shout out to the people this day is hard for

proudblackconservative:

Obviously I want to give a shout out to all the wonderful mothers out there, but this post is dedicated to those of you who may have a hard time today. Maybe you lost your mother recently. Maybe you lost her a long time ago but it still hurts today of all days. Maybe you don’t have a very good relationship with your mother. Maybe you never knew her. Whatever your circumstance, I want you to know that I’m thinking about you today.

(Source: libertarirynn)

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

wallycaine:

friendlytroll:

dear fiction writers: 

as far as I know, there is no large carnivore who would abandon actively eating a killed meal to chase live prey. chasing and hunting live prey is a risk, as a healthy live creature has the capability to injure a carnivore, or tire it out through the chase. If there is, say, a giant pile of dead bodies to eat, which abandoning would allow other carnivores or scavengers to steal and eat instead, it makes no sense at all. 

please stop doing that thing

The sole exception I can think of is if the large carnivore thought the live prey was another carnivore or scavenger, and was chasing them as a threat display to ensure they didn’t steal the dead bodies. Even in that case, though, it would only be a short, mock charge followed by returning to the pile if the opponent fled. With possibly whatever the animal’s equivalent of “and stay out” would be. 

Another thing: most carnivores don’t like to fight. They have to mug something to death for every single meal, they have to stay in top shape while conserving their energy. Meanwhile, herbivores have plenty of extra energy because they eat stuff that comes out of the ground and doesn’t fight back, and they often live in big social groups, so they’re better at handling stress and more used to having to actually come to blows with other animals to get their way. 

So like, a zebra will try kick your ass just to see what’s up. A tiger won’t do shit unless it’s damn sure it can take you. I’d rather come face to face with a cougar than a stag— have you seen videos of what happens to hunters when a stag catches a dude on the ground? the stag tears the dude apart. Not even to eat him. Just because the stag didn’t like what was going on and decided it was time to curb stomp a motherfucker. 

So if you’re deciding what kind of Big Scary Animals to have be a threat, like, forget wolves and lions and eagles and velociraptors. Go drop in a moose.

moose are terrifying omg

also caribou, they’re assholes

discoart:

the two most important men in my Sole’s life

(i hate drawing hats)

notmyyacht:
“ okmoxi:
“ rhapsodna:
“ He guard the buns
”
there are his buns
”
#in an unforseen turn of events it is the anaconda who’s got buns (x)
”