- Boy: Why is your purse so big what do you keep in there anyways
- Me: Three day supply of K-rations, chocolate bars, charms candy, powdered coffee, sugar, matches, compass, bayonet, entrenching tool, ammunition, gas mask, musette bag with ammo, my webbing, my .45, canteen, two cartons of smokes, hawkins mine, two grenades, smoke grenade, gamma grenade, TNT, this bullshit, and a pair of nasty skivvies.
- Boy: Damn thats a lot of st-
- Me: I've still got my chute, my reserve chute, my mae west, my M-1.
- Boy:
- Me: And some brass knuckles.</p>
guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan:
It’s that time of year again
Lol
Last paper I turned in for this class my prof called me out in front of the class for typing in Calibri because it’s sans serif. I have another paper due tomorrow, which font would most likely be most obnoxious to a 60yo English prof? Like I want him to cry because this terrific paper is wrapped in a complete crap font, help me out!