mrbaconjam:

He has returned 

@percylovecosplay

I’m so glad they found a more efficient way to escape that crumbling castle

tastefullyoffensive:
“ (via el_programmer)
”

monica-geller:

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

Did you check? Were they in the in the bag?

terpsikeraunos:

the miyazaki effect: the period after watching a miyazaki movie that you try to live a more virtuous lifestyle

and you expect everything to suddenly go topsy turvy on you as soon as you leave your front door

business email glossary

  • thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
  • thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
  • would you be so kind: fucking do it
  • best: i have never physically met you
  • all best: this conversation is over
  • all my best: i wish you would die
  • happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
  • i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
  • i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
  • sorry to chase: answer my email
  • so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
  • i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
  • please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
  • i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
  • i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
  • i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
  • can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
  • per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
  • great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
  • thanks!: i'm not mad at you
  • thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
  • thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
  • please advise: this might be your fault
  • kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
  • mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
  • can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
  • sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
  • let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

lisakogawa:

TIME MANAGEMENT STUFF / TERM 7 

I’ve got a lot of questions about this during my Art Center time, so I drew it ! This system came from when I had to manage my time during art high school (8am-5pm everyday) with 2 waitress jobs. Everybody has different working method, but I will be more than happy if anyone gets new idea from it ! 

brionymaysmith:

New @AquilaMag through the door! Here’s the contents page I was delighted to work on! This issue is all about living underground…

joy-ang:
“ Lir and Amalthea
”

joy-ang:

Lir and Amalthea

bestabandoned:
“ Martino Zegwaard - Abandoned greenhouse in castle.
”
Maybe it wasn’t abandoned but intentionally allowed to grow this way.

bestabandoned:

Martino Zegwaard - Abandoned greenhouse in castle.

Maybe it wasn’t abandoned but intentionally allowed to grow this way.

(Source: messynessychic.com)