therevenantrising:

evil-shenanigans-alpha:

leveractionlady:

rasec-wizzlbang:

gifsboom:

(by chewiegrrrrrrr)

IRL superhero origin story

Oh poor baby!

Triumph over adversity.

That’s a rad ass pup.

Puppy Seeks Revenge Against Fire

rimmerslustmonster:

well

they ain’t wrong

madameliberty:

I Have Enemies on Every Part of the Political Spectrum, Even in My Own Party: a Libertarian story.

(Source: madameveritas)

synthsleuthing:

Exploring medical centers with Nick.

“Ain’t science grand.”

Nick, stop, you’re too precious.

prisonersirius:

yaoibrat:

v0idstar:

dinuguan:

@yaoibrat ARE YOU SEEING THIS

IM CRRYOVNG

@alrightevans

(Source: hanniballecterlicious)

So this guy comes into Target today comes in today through the exit door and I take his order at Starbucks, but I noticed something was off because he started flirting with me. So I’m thinking this is off. No one flirts with me. And then he pays for his frappuccino with a $100 bill. Okay weird, but I take it, check it with a pen, it passes. I tell him his change and he pulls a “oh wait that was a hundred? Let me get a smaller bill…” and takes his hundred back and I realized he was trying to short change me. Our AP had just told me about this guy a month ago. So I push the “help” button and he never gave back the bill but kept asking for his change. I pointed that out and he gave me a $5, I gave him the change for that, then he booked it out of the store as our AP guy came running. He got away but now we’ve got an excellent picture of his face to share with other Targets in the area.

So anyway he failed because no one ever flirts with me and I can do basic math.

Anonymous asked: If it's Trump vs Hillary what are your thoughts

proudgayconservative:

conservativeleague:

In the absence of a decent 3rd party I would vote for Hillary. Not kidding.

Some people are confused by this. I’m old enough to remember at least parts of the Clinton presidency and it wasn’t the worst Presidency we’ve had in the last 50 years by a long shot and let’s face it…only one of them is the brains, meaning a Clinton presidency now would look much like a Clinton presidency then…and I can live with that.
I can’t live with Trump as the leader of the free world and I certainly can’t live him destroying my party for the next 50 years.

(Source: stripedsweater)

dronemetal:

Uh yeah holy shit remember on deviantart when you were talking to people you could insert reaction pics into your messages because you could at people so that you can see their icon and people made accounts for different reaction pics and you would post them into your comments by going like :iconragefaceplz: and it was extremely specific the amount of :iconplz: accounts were infinite? What I’m describing is very specific and was a huge part of da culture