• german duolingo lady: Er trinkt
• me: i didnt hear this better click the Slow Pronunciation Turtle of Shame
• german duolingo lady, now with intense judgment and hate in her voice, articulating like im 5 years old: ER..... TRINKT......

aphtoncorbin:

Day 27 watch out I’m coming!

ofallingstar:

You cannot call yourself a true Geisha until you can stop a man in his tracks with a single look. 

(Source: shaken-veilarchive)

bout right

(Source: iamgingakei)

vividbywolf:

BAP BOP BAP BOP BAP BAP BOP BAP

critical-perspective:

“How do I call myself an activist while contributing the least amount of effort possible?”

lbardugo:

WOW.

Anonymous asked: I had this guy say frappapenis on accident instead of Frappuccino xD

“Frapper” is french for “to hit.” Just gonna leave you with that.

cast-away-my-doubt:

We need to get pass these guards.