“I’ve heard of high elves but never hot elves.”

— (via outofcontextdnd)
roccondil:
“ chincellabellella:
“ We are now officially in the future
”
My school sent out a similar warning during winter break! Except they went further: they warned that if a hoverboard or similar device is found in a dorm or caught in use around...

roccondil:

chincellabellella:

We are now officially in the future

My school sent out a similar warning during winter break! Except they went further: they warned that if a hoverboard or similar device is found in a dorm or caught in use around campus it will be confiscated immediately with no returns.

Is it bad that I thought “good” when I read that they catch fire?  Because we have these annoying tween/teens riding them around in Target while on their phones and it’s so inconsiderate, they’ll block paths because the stupid things move slower than walking.  They’re like the modern equivalent of those Heely’s shoes or whatever they were called.

wow, I sounded old right there.

(Source: and-back-to-normal-life)

sebright:
“ Denialism by Tatchit
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froobs:

bork megapost

(Source: qnz1984)

kiahexploration:
“ Tag yourself. I’m ‘burning man’
”
Isn’t… isn’t the whole point of Jesus and baptism… isn’t that a rebirth? Like isn’t that the whole point?

kiahexploration:

Tag yourself. I’m ‘burning man’

Isn’t… isn’t the whole point of Jesus and baptism… isn’t that a rebirth?  Like isn’t that the whole point?

omgsamchap:

faebee:

i wanna take a girl on a date to a library on a rainy day and we can run around to different shelves and show eachother our favorite stories and we’ll go to a cozy corner with our arms full of books and sit together and cuddle with hot tea and read together until our cheeks are pink and our hearts are fuzzy and warm

Honestly if I’m studying for an important test at the library while you two have your obnoxious little date I’ll kick both of your asses. 

seriously take this to a book store, not a library.  what library allows food and drink in it anyway?

Valentine’s Day is coming up.

dimittas:

critical-perspective:

And I’m just thrilled we have a day dedicated to the best damn companion in Fallout 4.

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Originally posted by ive-got-that-tune

I could listen to his foxy grandpa complaints all day.

“THE INSTITUTE USES SYNTHS LIKE TOOLS THEN TOSSES THEM ASIDE *GRUMBLE GRUMBLE*”

bombing:

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack