sauronisnotamused:

Small bunch of sketches, concept work ‘n‘ progress. Decided to post something before I cast myself into the void.

Still need to work on Varda..
I just can’t decide if I should make her bright as a star or as the nightsky above Cuiviénen.
Beside my tough college time I wish you some good holidays and a happy new year!
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pineappleparasol:

Wishing a very happy birthday to @weileash, a sweet soul and talented artist who is simultaneously a wolf and an elf human form. I feel privileged to have been classmates with you over a year ago, and I’m glad we transferred to the same place at the same time so I can still see your awesome self from time to time!

Saw this over a week later and gonna cry now. Thank you, sweetest Jordan! It’s been great seeing you around too, knowing someone that works so hard to actively be happy and appreciative of the world around her. Thanks for the kind words and always being a friendly face. ♡

critical-perspective:

lornacrowleys:

protip if a nerd dude tries to give you a pop quiz about the fandom on your shirt/bag/cosplay by asking you to answer a banal and obscure trivia question to prove you’re a Real Gamer, turn the question back on him. ask him about the thematic implications that bit of trivia has on the actual story. ask him about the character development and motivations of the minor characters he’s making you list. ask him if he thinks the major in-universe event he’s testing you on was successful in carrying forward the underlying tone and intent of the work itself. ask him about fucking literary devices. you know that one super tough and intimidating lit teacher everyone encounters at least once in their lifetime? become that teacher. make him sweat. 

And prove only that you’re both a couple of insufferable twats.

But twat-offs are great to watch, they’re half the reason I’m still on tumblr.

(Source: reyohnaka)

parentingpete:
“Clearly.
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parentingpete:

Clearly.

lornacrowleys:

protip if a nerd dude tries to give you a pop quiz about the fandom on your shirt/bag/cosplay by asking you to answer a banal and obscure trivia question to prove you’re a Real Gamer, turn the question back on him. ask him about the thematic implications that bit of trivia has on the actual story. ask him about the character development and motivations of the minor characters he’s making you list. ask him if he thinks the major in-universe event he’s testing you on was successful in carrying forward the underlying tone and intent of the work itself. ask him about fucking literary devices. you know that one super tough and intimidating lit teacher everyone encounters at least once in their lifetime? become that teacher. make him sweat. 

(Source: reyohnaka)

Looking for dragons in the foggy #shenandoahnationalpark

Looking for dragons in the foggy #shenandoahnationalpark

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

dotdollplushies:

effington:

em-ily-grace:

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings
MONK #2: absolutely
they have a Meeting Hat and everything
MONK #1: what do they have meetings about
MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

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MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or–
MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of
MONK #1: right right

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MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on
MONK #2: the head
MONK #1: thanks
MONK #2: oh absolutely
no problem at all
MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…?
MONK #2: no one on each side
like ears
MONK #1: ok great

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MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out
MONK #2: right
MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top
right?
MONK #2: yeah
usually
MONK #1: great

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MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires?
MONK #2: owls

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MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows
MONK #2: mm
it kind of depends
MONK #1: like
AS big as a tree
or not quite as big as a tree?
MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

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MONK #1: can cows sail boats?
MONK #2: hahaha no
common misconception
they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

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MONK #1: what do birds eat
MONK #2: other birds mostly
MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else
MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

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MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night
usually I mean
MONK #2: any bird
any kind of walking bird
MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look…
MONK #2: incredibly worried
it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

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MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again
MONK #2: no no its fine
this is what i’m here for
what is it
MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again
like the front end or the back end
MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part
MONK #1: the back part?
MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself
you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

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MONK #1: what usually rides horses
like people or–
MONK #2: fire

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Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website

it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

toxicnotebook:

c-aptainphasma:

a stormtrooper makes a vine account completely dedicated to documenting every one of kylo ren’s tantrums

#and whenever it goes a few days without an update people worry that kylo saw him filming and killed him (x)

(Source: faemothra)

crazyintheeast:

Quick reminder that Luke had about five minutes of training with a lightsaber and NONE of it included actually fighting against an other opponent. Remember Ben sparring with Luke? Nope. It was just him playing around with a robot that tased him

Do you remember Yoda sparring with Luke? Nope. He was teaching him about the Force but we never saw him ONCE teaching him how to actually fight with a lightsaber. Luke had precisely ZERO experience when it came to fighting with a lightsaber.  And yet none of you said anything when Luke actually kept up with Vader and later on actually defeated Vader

Rey on the other hand spend her ENTIRE LIFE defending herself with her staff. She is very well versed in fighting with a melee weapon. But when she fought against a HEAVILY INJURED Kylo Ren you immediately cry Mary Sue and unrealistic.

Think about that. Think about what this attitude says about you.

also, it’s good to note that her fighting style looked VERY ROUGH in comparison to the elegance of Luke and the Jedi of eps 1-3.  It was savage, more like fighting with a broadsword than the old calculated and measured way of fighting.

knitpool:
“ blujayonthewing:
“ So it occurred to me that ‘grawlix’ is sort of an obscure and specialized word, but what I didn’t know until I was googling around just now is that it was actually invented by cartoonist Mort Walker in his 1980 book The...

knitpool:

blujayonthewing:

So it occurred to me that ‘grawlix’ is sort of an obscure and specialized word, but what I didn’t know until I was googling around just now is that it was actually invented by cartoonist Mort Walker in his 1980 book The Lexicon of Comicana, in which he categorizes (and invents terminology for) all kinds of visual cues and shorthand commonly used in comics

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In other news, this is now right up there with The Meaning of Liff as ‘books of made up words I desperately need to own”

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