This sure is a thing.
WHERE IS THIS
On the storm coast, near water. so help me, I am going to FIND IT.
the ten worst places in thedas to live
- the hinterlands—bears everywhere. why are there so many bears. cassandra pentaghast is fighting a bear in your garden. don’t live here
- the storm coast—hasn’t stopped raining since 9:32 dragon
- the exalted plains—too many orlesians and demons wandering around. can’t tell which is worse
- redcliffe village—literally the gotham of thedas. constantly under attack. definitely don’t live here
- the forbidden oasis/the western approach—why does thedas have this much sand
- crestwood—do not trust the mayor
- the hissing wastes—should be called “venatori mumbling to themselves wastes”. take bull here to raise his approval but do not live here
- emprise du lion—freezing red lyrium theme park. why would anyone live here
- the fallow mire—it is literally called the fallow mire. don’t live here
- the emerald graves—giants will step on you. you will not live here
11. Kirkwall - always on fire
Hey, in Kirkwall the heating is FREE ok that is a PLUS
-on the phone with grandma-
Me: Grandma??? How are you????????????
Grandma: I’m doing well sweetie :) How are you?
Me: ??? Mom told me you you broke two of your ribs yesterday???
Grandma: Oh yes I did, I fell down! -laugh- Anyway how are you sweetie?
Me: ???????
Steam Train playing Who’s Your Daddy is…creepy.
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
eternal classic
(Source: allantruong)