walking-geema:

Norway Spruce

They’re pretty but make terrible Christmas trees.  The needles are too stiff and it’s so hard to hang ornaments on them.  Also they stab a lot.

fortheatlantic:

Can’t afford $11.50 to go see Mockingjay? don’t worry! turn on the news and experience the same dystopian horror for free

just-shower-thoughts:

Everytime you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever

Why I never wear sweatpants.

coolkenack:

From www.facebook blackravenarmoury

drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

As a Target employee, I can confirm this is 100% true.

(Source: jayadonisg)

junkandstuff:

What the fuck even is this show

tethrasing:

fun facts for my smol son cole

• always calls bull “the iron bull”
• tries really hard but cannot tell knock knock jokes
• “no, erimond is an asshole”
  
• fought a rat to retrieve cassandra’s grandmother’s locket
• is very very happy when sera calls him “him” instead of “it”
• asks blackwall if his beard is a mask
• killed lord seeker lambert
• was the ghost of the white spire (the circle in val royeaux)
• always knew what blackwall was hiding but didn’t tell anyone because blackwall had truly changed
• tries to help cullen by sending him letters via inquisition messengers
• tries to add honey to leliana’s wine by having an inquisition messenger put a dead bee in her cup
• tells josephine to give the refugees the warmer quarters in skyhold
• helps josephine find the brooch her grandmother gave her after a bird took it
• does an absolutely adorable impression of varric
• after varric becomes viscount of kirkwall, cole visits him to help the people of kirkwall

altarsmoke:

Anyone else feel like Dark Mori is the ideal witchy wardrobe? So many pockets, so many layers, so much to enchant. I know it’s perfect for the climate where I live.

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Famous Writers As Clickbait Articles

fscottfitzgerld:

james joyce;
You Won’t Believe The Man Who Wrote A 265,000 Word Novel Chronicling A Single Day

franz kafka;
Man Fears Being Alive, What He Writes About It Is Terrifying

john keats;
Hopeless Romantic In Love With Love Wants To Fight Everyone

f. scott fitzgerald;
Man Struggles To Let Go Of Past And Is Too Idealistic, How He Deals With It Is Shocking

jean-paul sartre;
This Man Explains How Nauseating It Is To Exist

jack kerouac;
Idealistic Youth Goes On Roadtrip Across America And Learns About Himself

edgar allan poe;
An Inside Look At The World’s Saddest Man: His Romantic View On Death Will Shock You

(Source: alcoholicanarchist)

nogfhaver:

finnandfarah:

omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS. 

HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY. 

(find them here.)

you can’t imagine how relieved I was to scroll past the first pic and see that it was, in fact, dogs that OP had in mind for these

(Source: finnyfar)