trebled-negrita-princess:

muchlikebear:

if-you-see-gay-me:

gotitforcheap:

chucklebot:

I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.

*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* 

motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me

This just made me so angry lmao

*drinks my espresso shots straight and black, staring you all in the eyes* weak ass nerds…

(Source: thebestoftumbling)

illneverstopfightingforus:

disastergirl:

quebecolicityfan:

A tous mes amis français, mes pensées vont vers vous et je vous souhaites courage et force afin de traverser ces moments difficiles.

In case any of my fellow Americans were unaware this message is an echo of the headline of Le Monde on 9/11: Today we are all Americans.

My parents were traveling in Europe immediately on and after 9/11, and everywhere they went people offered condolences and asked if they’d lost anyone that day. This generosity continued for the entire five weeks of their trip.

So the very least we can do is hold the people of Paris in our thoughts and prayers.

Reblogging for the comment. I thought this was familiar.

onlyssweetdreams:

Paris turned out the lights as a sign of mourning, but the rest of the world lit them again.

If you’re in Paris right now

frenchhistory:

- Emergency special number (if you need information) (please, use it carefully, too many calls will make the line crash): 0800 40 60 05 

- Schools and universities are closed tomorrow. (in the whole country btw)

- In Paris and IDF, it’s advised NOT TO MOVE. Don’t leave your home or the place you’re staying in unless you really have to.

- IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO CRASH IN/ WANTS TO WELCOME SOMEONE: follow the hashtag #PORTEOUVERTE

- 5 metro lines are closed: 3, 5,8 9 and 11

- Maps of the attacks (source: Libération). Streets are probabky closed around these areas.

Vive la France.

retrogradeworks:

cheshiretiffy:

Pfffdawwwwww *3*

I don’t reblog many babies, but this is a baby making a very important life choice.

(Source: screamingnitrogenchallenge)

“My darling, you can’t see it, can you? How like the moon you are. Both of you so timid in yourselves; hiding pieces from the world. Then, there are those rare moments when you both are full, and it becomes hard to look away. You are beautiful.”

shinyjpg:

goodnight sweet prince

precumming:

How could we be so blind