I…. might have to start doing this
sans whispering jokes to frisk while papyrus is doing a long monologue
(Source: iamprikle)
”Hope is like a force of nature.
Beautiful and enchanting.
Powerful as the sea.
But beware of its destruction,
As it can consume thee.”
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
I have to seriously consider buying a $15 game on steam that I would spend a dozen hours playing, but I will spend the same amount for dinner without even thinking about it.
I think that’s called a survival instinct
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Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?
“Take your time! I’m doing school work”
… even in death.
(Source: the-littlelady)
So my parents put my old BMW on Craigslist…
… and within the hour my dad got a text saying:
“I just need a working car I’ll trade you a .40 handgun for it.”
Gotta love living in the DC area.


















