Ultimate Evils in the Cartoon Shows of the 2010s

• Gravity Falls: Inter-dimensional demon with a dark sense of humor.
• Star vs. The Forces of Evil: Manipulative Nine-fingered lizard man.
• Adventure Time: Sentient Nuclear Fallout.
• Legend of Korra: Giant Soul-consuming flatworm.
• Over the Garden Wall: Literally Satan.
• Wander Over Yonder: Dorky Schoolgirl with a Sadistic streak.
• Steven Universe: A Fandom that seems to completely and almost purposefully ignore the show's message of love and acceptance of others.

schooldrawer:

Come wayward Souls,

Who wander through the darkness,

There is a light for the lost and the meek.

Sorrow and fear,

Are easily forgotten,

When you submit to the soil of the earth.

———

Guess what I watched yesterday as a Halloween treat to myself~~ 

I am kinda mad at myself for not doodling anything for Over the garden wall the first time around when I watched it last year -_- it truly is a masterpiece

A masterpiece that this shitty doodle doesn’t do any justice but oh well, will not be the last that’s for sure

Oh this is so cool!!

Anonymous asked: Lately I've been having this group of asshat highschoolers come in and steal coffee drinks before the person who actually ordered them can get to them and it's been making my life hell cause I'M the one who then gets yelled at by the customer

Dude I hope you’re catching them on camera and if not, start handing drinks directly to their owner. It’ll seem like nice customer service and you’ll foil the brats.

thegentlemansarmchair:

Balance

I don’t see you doing anything about it, Harry.

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair)

• humans: ahhh today we get that hour back! nice!!
• animals: WHERE IS OUR DINNER?? WHERE IS IT. IT IS TIME FOR DINNER WHAT IS GOING ON HERE THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

shiny-ebooks:

Kirby you piece of goddamn shit 

You shush your mouth he did exactly as he was told!

(Source: dededeman)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

weepingdildo:

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

Humans are wonderful.

(Source: zechery)

the13thcommander:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

I say melk…

you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

der—riese:

I was never self-conscious of the way I say milk until a classmate last week started mimicking me and now this shows up.

The Helliversary

of-elves-and-wolves:

solavellanhelliversary:

Hello. Did you accidentally romance an Egg in Dragon Age Inquisition? Do you rock yourself to sleep at night chanting ‘Var Lath Vir Suledin’? Are you suddenly turned on by bald men?

If you answered yes to any of these questions: congratulations! You’re in Solavellan Hell. woo *throws confetti*

November 18th marks one full year of Solavellan Hell. Some of us have been here from day one, and some others are still being coerced into romancing Solas. For all the Solasmancers, new and old, we thought it fitting to celebrate the anniversary of our descent into Hell.

What does this Helliversary entail?

Story Sharing: Did you go in to romance Solas or did his lovely welsh accent (provided by the talented Gareth David-Lloyd) catch you off guard? Were you on your way to romance Iron Bull and careened into the Fade Nerd instead? Share your tale of how you ended up here in hell with us, whether you play Inquisition or joined in for the fanart/fanfics. 

Friend Sharing: Talk about who you met, who inspires you, who you love/hate for making you playthrough the Solas romance. We’ve all had to make friends down here to deal with the heartache, and this is a good time to give shout outs to those that help heal the hurt (or, you know, the ones that love to make it worse).

and of course,

Fanart/Fanfics: That is why most of us are here, isn’t it? Bring something new or share something old but gold. It’s all welcome here in Hell. With NaNoWriMo this month and holidays for many of us, don’t feel pressured to produce something for the Helliversary. This will mostly be a sharing day, and hopefully a day we can get to know more people in the fandom.

There will also be a Giveaway! Participate in Friend or Story sharing and you will be given ONE entry into the Helliversary giveaway. (Limit one per username). Details will be announced closer to the date.

Everything tagged with #solavellan helliversary or #helliversary will be posted to this blog. As tracked tags no longer works, please try to put the word helliversary into your post so I can see it in search. And of course you are welcome to submit directly or let me know if I’ve passed over your post.

See you in Hell, everyone.

YES! <3 <3 <3 

Solavellan Hell is real guys. 

Oh boy, what a momentous occasion.

“I have just overpowered the bard. I have just… significantly overpowered… our BARD.”