your party is problematic: cassandra pentaghast, aveline vallen and velanna
- team “they had to put us in three separate games because if they put us together, there would have been no sequels”
The Maned Wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus) isn’t actually a wolf, (or a fox, coyote, dog or jackal) but rather a distant canid, close to foxes. Its believed that its the only survivor of the late Pleistocene extinction. It is found in the grass lands of South America.
Emonds Fielders Edition
- Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Rand al’Thor
- Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Egwene al’Vere
- Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Perrin Aybara
- Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Nynaeve al’Meara
- Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Tam al’Thor
Sinnamon Roll: Mat
Wheel of Time cultures like
- cowboy empire with dragons, slavery, a bug army, and slavery
- ginger russians in the desert with spears. no really it makes sense
- hipster vegans wanderers searching the world for the perfect song to jam to. probably high.
- fish people that hate magic and have a giant rock no one can break into. they love fish so much
- short people. rivals of the fish people
- they like big boats and they cannot lie
- matriarchy at its finest
- small community of farmers living in the country and evading taxes
- like ents, except not trees and their eyebrows never stop growing
- from the north. everyone of them can kick your ass don’t even try it
I’m alive.
gloriously alive, today.As you can see, the Wheel of Time series is taking over my life. I encourage all of you to read it.
da:i + text posts // lavellan pls
Someone make a Buddy the Elf parody with the Mirkwood elves instead of the North Pole
like where he’s a dwarf?
Maybe it would make more sense if he were raised in the Shire then…
An elf raised in Moria? Because they make stuff
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM AN ELF???”
“Well for one you don’t have a beard yet–”
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN”
*slams fists on table* YES
Those two comments made my day.
plot twist in which a new york man is not crushed comically by a piano, but instead saved from being crushed compassionately by multiple pianos
(Source: schubird)
