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bagged-a-bazooka:

jeancrocker:

@bagged-a-bazooka

That’s you, ya fukkin normie.

This sounds like a video game enemy holy shit

who gave the frog helium???

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dennys:

THIS FALL TWO CLASSIC PIES BOX IT OUT TO SEE WHO IS THE TRUE CHAMPION OF CRUST.

Originally posted by boxno

spookylion-against-sjw:

fireb0y:

cumfacepenisqueen:

just the essentials

Thank god this is back

Me drawing porn.

Yes good you can read so much into his personality by the missing parts.  The nose was purposefully removed to imply he didn’t stick his nose where it didn’t belong, he was a private person.

But also he was pretty ballsy and not a dick.

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hug-bees:

Highly recommended way to make oatmeal not taste like a bran puddle

I did this all the time last year, but I did it cause my oatmeal was cooling too quickly.

hug-bees:

sixpenceee:

There’s a trash can that knows where your trash is headed

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my first thought

Now we can track down the tumblr servers

(Source: sixpenceee)

critical-perspective:

I love that one! Here’s my contribution.

Anyone got any more?

youngblackandvegan:

from notes in the hallway to name on the building. wow

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The latest Gravity Falls episode’s references to 80s metal album covers, fantasy movie music, and prepper culture spoke directly to my heart.

Reblog for Wendy Corduroy, queen of the apocalypse