• Hirsch: Can I have a demon with a hat made of flesh rearrange the functions of a man's face in front of his wife and child?
• Disney: The children will love it
• Hirsch: Can I have a guy who's gay-
• Disney: You come here, trying to corrupt the chil d

ryanphantom:

[MAKES VERY TOPICAL BILL & TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY REFERENCE IN THE YEAR 2015]

misandryad:

coelasquid:

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

“Use hostile empathic transfer.”
“Do I have enough emotional pain to incapacitate a child?”

In case no one believes me about the random Kafka fart…

So for one of my classes we have to read Kafka’s The Trial, and I downloaded the audiobook so I could work on that as well as an art project…. but something is wrong with this audiobook.  I think it’s skipping or something because randomly there will be this “PLBBBT” sound and I can’t stop laughing because it sounds JUST LIKE A FART NOISE.

It’s like Kafka has come back from the grave to tell the recorders that, whenever the bureaucratic guards speak, there should be a fart sound.

darkbeautymag:

“In Pursuit of Wonderland” —
Photographer: White Sparks Photography - Marisa S White​
Model: Leah Coppotelli
Location: Great Falls Park​, Virginia, USA

jawshington:

when you develop feelings for someone

• Solas: I am surprised you do not practice blood magic, Dorian. Is it not popular in Tevinter?
• Dorian: While we're sharing surprises, you've done a lot less dancing naked in the moonlight than I expected.
• Solas: Tevinter lore about elves remains accurate as always.
• Dorian: I wanted to see you make flowers bloom with your song, just once.

master-painters:

Edward Okun