A sad coyote for inktober 23
There are two kinds of people who were preteens/teens in the early-to-mid-2000s:
1) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Legolas
2) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Will Turner
We were all really confused by Bard in The Hobbit movies.
Anonymous asked: You play D&D? I seriously doubt that. I bet you don't even know what dice are.
Wait wait wait so you’re telling me
That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?
I’m still gunna check
shit
AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE
ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE
SOME OF THEM HAVE AS MANY AS TWENTY SIDES. HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND TWENTY SIDES?
twenty sides and not one single one is a stove or ironing board
This is amazing
The fact that this post is still alive and kicking is hysterical
D&D? What strange acronym is this? Dishes & Dicks? Because us women only know how to do those.
Dishes and dicks
Like a H E A R T B E A T drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering
What you had
And what you lost
This probably beat the record for the number of anime referenced in one episode
the fuck was that
I don’t need to watch anime anymore
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
I’m so glad a Titan showed up to kill them all.
Wild knocking at my door wakes me from a deep sleep. Stumble to the door to sign for three packages I didn’t order. Bioware just sent me the Inquisitors Edition of DAI complete with tarot cards?!?!? No note or explanation. I assume this is part of the Untold Relics of Thedas contest….? Dang. What a freaking excellent surprise. Thanks, Bioware!!
my god am i jealous
the signs as dogs
aries - siberian husky
taurus - corgi
gemini - irish setter
cancer - beagle
leo - dalmatian
virgo - labrador retriever
libra - miniature dachshund
scorpio - shiba inu
sagittarius - rottweiler
capricorn - german shepherd
aquarius - bernese mountain dog
pisces - samoyed
the only one of these worth reblogging
no matter what you get there’s nothing to be mad about
(Source: mexigay)
It sounds like a crow omgosh
(Source: darkwolfsblog)