Client: Why isn’t it green?
Me: The message you sent yesterday told me to make it blue.
Client: Gotta hate autocorrect.
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Russian Professor
bill nyet
plot of DA4 leaked
jowan, solas, and the marquis of serault try to fix things
only you can save thedas from their efforts
Saroo Brierley (born 1981) is an Indian-born Australian businessman who was separated from his birth mother and found her after a separation of 25 years. His story generated significant international media attention, especially in Australia and in India. Brierley has written a book about his experiences, A Long Way Home.
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How you gonna sleep on a train for 20 years?
Even Link only slept for seven!
Naga has puppies, team Avatar are nerds
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Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
‘insert peanuts’
‘gradually become irritated’
‘cresc., or not’
‘untie slip knot’
‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’Release the penguins
Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it
“Begin turning flame slightly higher and higher.”
Um…
tune the uke
I actually have a printed copy of this piece, there’s also a second page of it.
release the penguins
Is this a boss battle?
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So that’s where Donald Trump gets his talking points.
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