“Can I contest that hug?”
— the ranger with personal space issues (via fischottergeist)
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“Diagram of a lunar eclipse, with earth casting a shadow cone.” by Joannes de Sacro Bosco, Paris, France c. 1260 via The New York Public Library Digital Collections, No Known Copyright Restrictions (United States)
So this rules out A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
Anonymous asked: Can you make something good again please.
Aw anon! I didn’t mean to be such a disappointment of an artist to you. Here you go
teachers trying to impose responsibility
- freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
- sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
- junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
- senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
- College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"
how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying “you’re sharp”
“also I’m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don’t make this weird, Christine.”
#don’t make this weird Christine #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words #”yes I live in the basement; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I wear a mask don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I killed a dude; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes there’s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve now kidnapped you twice; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don’t agree to marry me #DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE” (tags via notbecauseofvictories)
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“Umbrella” showing a psychologically fractured daughter of an Imperial Guards colonel and wife who was just executed by Red Sailors from the battleship Gangut against the walls of the Peter and Paul Fortress in Petrograd 1919. This was regarded by many to be one of Ryzhenko’s most controversial pieces.
- zoo keeper: [joking] ok i'm just going leave you here with this vulture on your arm bye
- me: [100% serious] ok i'm just going to take her back to england with me bye
My love and I went to Gjallarstadir Viking Market on Saturday! It was cold and windy and very wet, but we had warm and pretty cloaks and hoods, and I made a new buddy called Buddy :D
I really need another set of Viking clothing. I was going to make myself some, but then I never had the time and I didn’t have the chance to go to any other markets this year anyway. I have big plans for next year, though!