talesof4chan:

grandanon tells how it is
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Omigosh

joolabee:

i’ve heard a lot of stories about writers that i love but i think my favorite one is that the dragon age writers called the game world “thedas” because it was originally short for “the dragon age setting” and then they just didn’t change it

Okay but naming things is really hard so this is actually clever

rainfelt:

boychic:

everybody who skipped dragon age origins is missing out b/c at some point you help a tree who speaks only in rhymes steal an acorn from a homeless man in your quest to locate and kill a naked woman and some werewolves for an 800 year old elf

Maybe you stole an acorn from a homeless man. I bartered for it like a decent human being.

Bait and switch!

mandalynnb:

Step who knows!!!!! Having fun with this got to draw the other stages of grief/relationship XD. Was a crazy week-weekend but i should have this all done soon ~more to come!

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ayumi-nemera:

jesus-lizard-journal:

shady-mother-fucking-bacon:

xyrm:

escaped medical leech

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

I walk this lonely road… the only one that I have ever known

Don’t know where it goes,  but it’s home to me and I walk alone

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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. 

“A nice man would feel ashamed even before a dog.”

lizenzkreuz:

disappearing-act-done-poorly:

shawty-wat-yo-name-iz:

sixpenceee:

New York plastic surgeon Dr. Lajos Nagy created a surgical procedure to make human ears pointed, like a mythological creature. “Ears becoming pointed as a result of plastic surgery not only enhance the attractiveness of the face, but also improve the experience of listening to music.” says his website. Dr. Nagy is planning to introduce the method in Hungary. (Source)

elf-of-lorien

Sign me the fuck up

whisker lets fucking go

THE FUTURE IS NOW