just-shower-thoughts:

That scissor glide you get when cutting wrapping paper makes you feel like master of the fucking universe

Except when freshly cut paper glides across your knuckle and shreds you out of existence.

(Source: the-perfect-aesthetic)

Between the military base down the road and the surrounding rural areas, I hear so frequent gunfire and house-shaking explosions that a full-scale invasion could happen and I wouldn’t know.

Fun Christmas idea:

turtrussel:

lord-kitschener:

razzle-dazzle-pineazzle:

edens-blog:

edens-blog:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Mistlefoe™

SOMEONE’S HALLS ARE GETTING

DECKED

@mrozna

This would go over well with my family tbh

(Source: smeliot)

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It’s been a crappy christmas season but my dad just made the colonel list so that’s cool. He deserves it for putting up with Congress this year.

amandaherzman:

Hi everyone - my online store is open!

I’ve got limited stock of my herbology and wandwoods series, as well as others! Please go check it out :)

pivlywhip:

To get into the spirit of the Holidays, please enjoy mothman eating his own Christmas Sweater

jodeeeart:

Little sketchy plonk from the last few days. 

earthstory:

This timelapse panorama seems appropriate for the first official day of winter

(Source: earthstory)