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Marina and the
diamondsGems - Happy (part 1)“if we lose, we’ll be killed, and if we win, we can never go home”
TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
OH MY GOD
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it’s true we can’t help ourselves
So is the new social movement to reclaim that word like other races have with their racial insults or…?
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The Teens!™ will love this Fuckening Epic® reinterpretation of the freshest love story of all time written in only the hippset, coolest, contemporariest lingo of The Teens!™ today! Woo! Party like it’s 1999!
I’m going to vomit
So this is what we’ve been reduced to
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I hate vacations considering my parents force me into “having a fun time as a family because that is what normal families do”
So it’s not just my family…
National No Pet Store Puppies Day!
PSA: Remember not to ever buy a puppy from a pet store because they most likely come from puppy mills. Puppy mills are terrible, terrible places. Please adopt from a reputable shelter, or buy from a reputable breeder! 🐶❤️🐾
Okay but what happens to the puppies already in the stores?
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- me: *is drawing*
- person: *walks by*
- me: *covers drawing using entire arm*
I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”
You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!
Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??
I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong
I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy
I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated
In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances
I Fought the Assertion That This Was Indeed Slaw, and the Slaw Won