critical-perspective:

dat-soldier:

when the DM rolls to see how bad your character gets hit and he just slowly looks up at you like

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Mine just poured me a shot of scotch slid me a new character sheet. 

I laughed too hard at that.

gemwillyart:

Not pictured is giant spider thing laying in a pool of tears and blood with a shirt that says “I fought the Hawke and the Hawke won”

I can live with this

(Source: gemwilly)

Lavellan could be pregnant after all.

lou-vellan:

ar-lath-ma-vhenan:

maabelasdaruth:

Bioware said that the Solas romance only being by an option of femaleelves was important and would make sense. As we know there is male dialogue which wasn’t an option with the game, and as we also know there is only one real difference between heterosexual and homosexual relationships.

Lavellan might just end up being pregnant after all.

Or they could give us the option of her being so?

that would be awesome for me but not sure people who didn’t romance Solas would like it

I kind of figure it will go down like this:

  • Inquisitor follows/finds Solas
  • Along the way they pick up or take along another female elf, who is Dalish and pro-restoring the old ways (either a new elf or Velanna or most likely Merrill)
  • Solas reveals that the Dalish Gods and the Old Gods are the same
  • Solas needs a child to bring back another Dalish God 
  • If the Inquisitor is a female Lavellan, even if they were not in a relationship, Solas offers them the chance to be mother to the child
  • If they were in a relationship, the dialogue is romance specific
  • If the Inquisitor refuses or was not a female Lavellan, Solas offers the chance to the female elf 

Or your character has the option to unknowingly go through “The Dark Ritual,” get knocked up, but then Solas gets killed and her baby takes on the Old God Soul. Maybe Lavellan has twins and takes on Fen'Harel AND Mythal!

Or you think you’re going to kill an archdemon and get the soul, but it kills Solas instead.

Then any female can take on the baby, but it means more if you romanced. Also you have the option, just as you had the option to have your (male) character, Alistair, or Logain impregnate Morrigan… or not at all!

If you’re playing as a male inquisitor, then you can have Other New Female Companion (Merril?) pick up the Old God baby.

There are a lot of terrible/amazing possibilities to this.

ophelyainthedas:
“WHY PATRICK
(X)
”
so cold

ophelyainthedas:

WHY PATRICK 

(X)

so cold

shadowgale96:

I love that so many people agree that the wolves you hear in the mountains after Haven was really Solas trying to help you find your way.

iamnotamuffin:

important otp question: Which one aggressively argues with the suburban soccer moms at the PTA meeting and flips Helen’s 9x12 pan of betty crocker brownies

fooshfoosh:
“may i offer u an egg in this trying time
”
I want more of this Solas in my life plzthnx

fooshfoosh:

may i offer u an egg in this trying time

I want more of this Solas in my life plzthnx

annapo-shmmm:

Borzoi puppies

(Source: annapo-shmmm-blog)

vigaishere:
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psa

critical-perspective:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

by the time you’re in college, the  “nice to your face but mocking you behind your back” act is extremely high school like

what are you even doing with your life

Christ, I remember getting into college thinking “Finally no more middle-school bullshit.”  Still the thing was there. Fortunately not nearly as unavoidable. And once I became more and more efficient at weeding it out of my life I can say I’ve been largely without it these past 10 years.

I work with people in their upper 20s and 30s, it’s still there. Unfortunately unavoidable.