honeysucklepink:

tchrgleek:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8


I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

association-of-free-people:

in the still frame you can see the excitement at the possibility that dog ears produce milk.

(Source: excima)

zentropista:
“A young Lithuanian girl sits on the toppled statue of Russian Bolshevik revolutionary leader Vladimir Lenin in Vilnius after the monument was removed from the center of the Lithuanian capital, on September 1, 1991.
”

zentropista:

A young Lithuanian girl sits on the toppled statue of Russian Bolshevik revolutionary leader Vladimir Lenin in Vilnius after the monument was removed from the center of the Lithuanian capital, on September 1, 1991.

babyanimalgifs:

This dog…caught a fish…using croutons.

Then walked off like Mufasa

(Source: babyanimalgifs)

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

(Source: jads-abum-rat)

clamato-after-dark:

standard-dingo:

I see your “fish hook theory” and raise you this hot take on political ideologies:

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Ass-print theory is my favourite

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:
“the shocking truth of catholicism revealed.
”
SOUTH PARK WAS R I G H T

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

the shocking truth of catholicism revealed.

SOUTH PARK WAS R I G H T

(Source: acid-eater)

land-of-maps:
“The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174]
”
I see you, Lithuania.

land-of-maps:

The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174]

I see you, Lithuania.