voidbat:

mishasassbutt:

mishasassbutt:

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

Wow you mean if you support your jello with a compassionate and secure container it will obey your nails? What an allegory.

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awwww-cute:

Batman can’t control his corgi puppy 

[reddit]

Well it’s not like he’s got Gotham under control either.

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23yo:

i want 853 dogs. no more no less. 853 dogs. of all sizes. all happy dogs. Actually, send the sad ones too. me and the happy dogs will cheer them up. 853 dogs.

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tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via jem_)

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thegreenwolf:

yipyapyote:

Paul Wood

That is a really interesting color; at first glance I thought it was a mislabeled jackal.

What a beautiful animal

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outofcontextdnd:

“I’m not sure the DM really knows what communists or vampires are, because those things are neither mutually inclusive nor a proper reason to sprout 500 arms.”

honey-dere:

This game is so important.

I don’t know what game this is, but this had me laughing for at least five minutes.

“REPEAT AFTER ME: ‘My current situation is not my final destination’”