1.) People bitching about the size names.
2.) People begging for a mini frappuccino size then bitching it’s only $.20 cheaper (when grande is only $.30 more than a tall… it actually makes sense)
3.) HR scheduling screwing us over EVERY SATURDAY without fail.
4.) Nobody from the rest of the store checking on us because they KNOW they ruined the schedule.
5.) Management cutting shifts short because they over scheduled.
if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years
…OR….. and hear me out here… Girls can act like adults and communicate their feelings maturely instead of expecting people to just pick up on their emotions. Anyone? Anyone?
Zeus: Don’t fight Zeus. You’ll only end up sleeping with him. On second thought, do fight Zeus.
Hera: Look, I’m not saying anyone is really going to try to stop you, but I am saying she is petty as shit and will dedicate the rest of your life to destroying you in other ways. Your call.
Poseidon: You could probably fight Poseidon. Dude is built like a brick shithouse but he’d think it was a good time and buy you a beer afterwards.
Demeter: Are you fucking kidding? She created a new season the last time someone really pissed her off. Do not fucking fight Demeter.
Hades: Fight Hades, but only in spring, and then ask to see pictures of his dog.
Hestia: Are you Satan
Aphrodite: Arguably the lowest reward to risk ratio on this list. What is even the point here. Might as well save us all some time and punch yourself in the groin.
Athena: If you must, a sneak attack is required, and even then you’re still probably boned. Alternately, distract her first with statements such as “Mozart is an overrated hack” and “Garfield is not funny.”
Hephaestus: You could beat Hephaestus. You could not beat Hephaestus’ robot army. Do not fight Hephaestus.
Ares: Absolutely fight Ares. This is a no-brainer. Literally everyone wants you to kick Ares’ ass including Ares. You might feel bad when he starts crying but only if you are weak.
Artemis: Do not fight Artemis. Do not talk to Artemis. Do not look at Artemis. Do not think about Artemis.
Apollo: What did I just fucking say
Hermes: You could beat him if you could catch him, but you can’t, and even if you did, he would convince you to talk it out instead, buy you a drink, and be gone before you noticed your wallet was missing. Avoid.
Dionysus: Dionysus is an easy fight until he decides not to be. You could fight Dionysus but under no circumstances force him to give a shit.
Persephone: Don’t fight Persephone. She will beat you up. Her mom will beat you up. Her husband will probably also be unpleasant and disapproving in some way. Listen to trash pop with Persephone instead.
Hebe: Idk man, she bites.
Iris: Yo have you ever tried to punch a rainbow?
Heracles: Dude has seen some shit. You may think you’re bad enough but you really aren’t. There is literally no way this could end well for you. Do not fight Heracles.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
To anyone that is the praying sort, I’ll take any support I can get. My 14-year-old dog isn’t doing well at all, he can’t stand or move his back legs. He just cries. I’ve had him since I was 7, he’s been through 8 moves with me, I’m really struggling to cope. He probably only has a few days left.
