ok we had to watch this in chem class
that sexual tension
that spill was not an accident
So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?
Okay maybe I’m glad I never took a chemistry class.
(Source: bifurb)
Overheard at Panera (or Kids are Horrible Little Humans)
- Dad: Okay I got you a crumb cake to share with your mom, you can have half and we'll bring the other half home for your mom.
- Little girl, approx four-years-old: I'm gonna eat more than half.
- Dad: Are you being a crumb thief?
- Girl: Yeah.
- Dad: You're gonna make your mommy sad if you eat all her crumb cake.
- Girl: But if I eat it all, she won't know!
Sbux Baristas–
We did it, guys and gals. We survived Happy Hour 2015.
A classic.
Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh
(Source: kalesbug)
We ran out of frapp base, light frapp base, and whipped cream air canisters tonight. We called four other stores to see if they had spares and they were out.
Happy Hour isn’t happening tomorrow.
who am i shaving for
Well if you don’t shave a poodle its fur gets very matted leading to skin sores and infections.
So shave for yourself little poodle.
how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.
You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself
Best advice ever
(Source: swamp-roo)