You have the right to remain in stunned silence
dayuuuum that’s cold blooded asf hahaha
Police Brutality right there.
Entitlement is never pretty.
In Robert Jordan’s defense, calf muscles are unexpectedly attractive on men (more so than abs imo), but every time “well-turned calves” comes up I just snort and laugh.
- Wheel of Time Book: *introduces new male character*
- Reader: Is he sexy?
- WoT Book: "He has well-turned calves."
- Reader: He iiiiiiissssss.
Tumblr’s updates are amazing. They have the impressive ability to bring out the Luddite in even the most veteran user.
“CHANGE??? DESTROY IT!!”
A fox stealing a boom mic at the Zao Fox Village in Miyagi Prefecture in Northern Japan [x]
Trickster god indeed.
Time Locking Kitchen Container
Control your gluttonous and impulsive eating habits by storing your favorite foods inside of the time locking kitchen container. This one of a kind container features a programmable lid that locks itself for up to 10 days, and cannot be opened until the timer runs out.
$54.95
I would break this shit
Ain’t no Goddamn machine gonna tell me when I can’t have some mother fuckin milk n cookies. #resisttherobots
So… I’ll eat all the cookies in one sitting as soon as the timer unlocks, right? That’s how this works?
- Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife
- Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck
- Bible version: threat of genocide
- Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling
- Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive
- Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive