twofacedsheep:

An Eastern Coyote with a very odd coat, possibly a domestic dog hybrid.

Original Source.

Oh my God it’s so beautiful

Bartleby: The Original Occupy Wall Street

The copied the scrivener.

Zodiac Signs as Grunkle Stan

ill-follow-you-anywhere:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra: 

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:  

This is it.

I can finally believe all this astrology zodiac crap.

I am the truest essence of Capricorn.

Me, at the end of my shift, to the tune of “Let it Go”

FUCK IT ALL

FUCK IT ALL

CAN’T HANDLE THIS SHIT NO MO-O-ORE

FUCK IT ALL

FUCK IT ALL

I’M HEADING OUT THE DOOR

I JUST WANNA MAAAAKE

IIIIT TOOO PAAAAY DAAAAAY

The pay isn’t worth it anyway.

I had a coworker slam her hand against the counter the other day and proclaim that she finally realized whom I look like.

Lorde.

She is the sixth person, on separate occasions unrelated to each other, to say I look like Lorde.

Anyway, now this coworker sings Lorde songs around me all the time and one day I’m going to sing along not realizing it (because I sing a lot at work it keeps me from damning everyone) and it will bring her immense satisfaction.

A (relation unknown) relative my family has recently reconnected with, and whom I’ve only met twice, sent me a Facebook message to “like” a “Heavy Metal-Death Metal-Hardcore” band’s page because “they seem like my kind of beat”.

Note: I never once mentioned what kind of music I like, this is something he gleaned from my PERSONALITY.

Amazing.

drama-queen4546:

the-french-assassin:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND APPRECIATE RICHARD ARMITAGE’S VINE. PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COST

OK AFTER THIS IM TOTALLY DONE.

(Source: vine.co)

weileash:

I forgot how old I am today.

It begins.

Yeah I’m officially old.  I woke up with an incredibly sore back and could barely get out of bed.  I’ve spent all morning trying to stretch it out and took ibuprofen but it didn’t do much.

Seven hour shift, here I come…

(Source: eunnieboo)

I forgot how old I am today.

It begins.