My dad is providing testimony in front of congress tonight. Idk what for, probably not a big deal he says, it’s just what he does now. Best part is he’s quietly miffed it won’t be reported on bc, in his words, “the media’s obsessed with Pocahontas and the American Princess.”

(Source: jyushinoodles)

redironoxide:
“this would be lifechanging if i saw this
”

redironoxide:

this would be lifechanging if i saw this

(Source: yummytoadstools)

blairbitchcraft:
“put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado
”

blairbitchcraft:

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

(Source: dankestmemestealer)

kingof-memes:

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

(Source: yermemeblog)

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If anyone picks up Pocket Camp, hmu friendos. c:

If anyone picks up Pocket Camp, hmu friendos. c:

espada-sexta:
“I JUST STARTED THE GAME WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I HAVE NOTHING TO CATCH IT WITH
”
press f to pay respec

espada-sexta:

I JUST STARTED THE GAME WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I HAVE NOTHING TO CATCH IT WITH

press f to pay respec

10 mins back into Alola and i remember why i hate Hau. he makes me want to be the douche rival. this friendly dynamic cannot be sustained, one of us must be the asshole. i feel like i must fill this void.

Now, i am become Gary.