I make a lot of “If I had a dollar” analogies because it’s actually a cry for help.  Please pay me for these horrible experiences.

“I’m going to be frank and tell you that 90% of people who order ‘extra hot’ drinks are high maintenance and difficult to deal with in their everyday lives, not just with their coffee. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Nerd Thought of the Day

weileash:

“I don’t want to proofread your essay on DnD, I want to watch anime.”

Additionally, when I first read the title “Rolling Dice”, I thought of Mat.  From the Wheel of Time series.

It’s a nerd cluster thought.

Nerd Thought of the Day

“I don’t want to proofread your essay on DnD, I want to watch anime.”

unbraided:

What I imagine Elsa’s Frozen Fever dress should look like. ❄ It’s supposed to look like an aurora borealis with frosted flowers. (here’s a transparent ver)

Oh my god.  I want.  Someone get me a job that pays thousands of dollars immediately so I can pay a top-notch designer to make this for me.

“Sound and Sense from Essay on Criticism” by Alexander Pope (read by Tom O’Bedlam)

True ease in writing comes from art, not change,
As those move easiest who have learned to dance.
‘Tis not enough no harshness gives offense,
The sound must seem an echo to the sense;
Soft is the strain when Zephyr gently blows,
And the smooth stream in smoother numbers flows;
But when loud surges lash the sounding shore,
The hoarse rough verse should like the torrent roar.
When Ajax strives some rock’s vast weight to throw,
The line too labors, and the words move slow;
Not so, when swift Camilla scours the plain,
Flies o’er the’ unbending corn, and skims along the main.
Hear how Timotheus’ varied lays surprise,
And bid alternate passions fall and rise!

(Source: youtube.com)

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miss-sternennacht:

tumbledore-:

Finally, a political party we can all stand behind. 

Seems about as viable as anything else these days.

(Source: gilbeezee-over-time)

marinafans:

I’m A Ruin | Acoustic Band Video

It took a while for me to like this one as much as the other FROOT songs but then the acoustic came out and I can’t stop singing it oops

kristoffbjorgman:

if you though Frozen Heart sounded incredible in English, wait until you listen to it in Norwegian

Every time I listen to Frozen Heart I wish they’d decided to go more ethnic with Frozen, less broadway and pop and more to the cultural root.  But Disney likes to do that with an opening song that leads you into believing, “Oh good Disney is thinking about the culture of the original story” and it lends to creating the setting… only to ditch that the second song in and genericize the rest of the soundtrack.