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This is fucking art.
Shout out to everyone who knows who Figwit the elf is.
Whelp today was probably my worst day at work ever. I think everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong. From being verbally abused by a coworker, to having the hot water tank break, to never ending lines of customers clutching giftcards in the their frozen mitts demanding frappuccinos. If the pay wasn’t so good I would’ve left ages ago and days like today make me wonder if it’s worth it.
I just want December to end.
I hope everyone had a very happy Christmas. 🎄💖
Current mood: feeling inferior because Thranduil is pretty than I.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Guess what I started watching
PLEASE WATCH OVER THE GARDEN WALL
“Dog”
Good Omens radio play for BBC Radio 4I’m a fan of plenty of BBC productions, and I love Good Omens, so being asked to work on some promo art for this radio play was a dream come true. You can listen to the show on the BBC website—it’s quite enjoyable to hear Peter Serafinowicz and Mark Heap flirt with each other. Here’s the hellhound, Dog, who we meet in episode 2.
This hellhound was modeled after Evan Dahm’s dog Billy. Billy is the best.
YAYAYAYAYYAAAAY!!!
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.horse.rar
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Sanctus Paulus on Flickr.
Great movie, covered by both MST3k and Cinematic Titanic
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