An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, so that justice may remain just that.
A tooth for a tooth so that you may no longer bite the hand that feeds.
Christmas sounded better a month ago. Everything sucks. Job sucks, family sucks, finances suck.
I’m going to cry into my quinoa now.
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE
aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY
In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny.
4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656
Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion.
From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.
I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.
You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.
Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.
Un-fucking-believable.
WHAT
BUSTED
(comic by Sarah Andersen)
Basically what tumblr thinks being an adult is like
Taxes are piss easy.
Except when you run your own business in California. That sucked.
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for everyone I care about to not be sad. Please and thank you.
IF YOU’RE REFERRING TO THE HEAVY KORRASAMI SUBTEXT THEN YES
YES
IT WAS LITERALLY GOLDEN
“Happy” by Marina and the Diamonds
She’s a goddess for answering my prayers with this cathartic and perfect song.
(Source: youtube.com)
Six hour roadtrips are so much fun with two sick people and a hypochondriac. At least we have Simon and Garfunkel to listen to.